I don't own diddly-squat. Disney owns the Newsies, I just
manipulate them to my will. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Anyway, there's
implied slash, so read at your own risk. But if you're reading
this, you might as well read the rest of the story, it's pretty
good, if I do say so myself. Enjoy!
Rockin' Ass: This I Swear
You're there by my side
In every way
I know that you will not forsake me
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Snitch
Yeah, he'll be there for me. Only because he's my selling
partner! Damn, he is HOT! Anyway, he's LIGHTYEARS ahead of me in
the looks department, so what can you do? God, even his name is
gorgeous: Skittery. Mmmm, rolls off the tongue, don't you think?
Blue eyes like two sapphires, a rockin' ass, and the world's
most perfect mouth.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I give you my life
I would not think twice
Your love is all I need, believe me
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Skitt
I SERIOUSLY must start connecting my mouth to my brain whenever
Snitch is around. JEEZ! But there are two things: 1.) He's
gorgeous. And 2.) He just got out of a BAD relationship (so I
heard) with some girl who took off with his older brother.
Stupid bitch. If he were MY boyfriend, I'd never hurt him. EVER.
Man, there he goes again. I can see him now on the next block.
Eyes like pools of green seawater, wavy brown hair, a rockin'
ass, and perfectly straight teeth.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I may not say it quite as much as I should
But when I say I love you darling, that means for good
Just open up your heart and let me in.
And I will love you
Till forever
Until death do us part, we'll be together
Just take my hand, and hold on tight
And we'll get there
This I Swear
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Snitch
At the end of the day, we all go back to the lodging house, and
we count how many paps we sold, and how much money we made. I
was watchin' Skitt's ass (as usual), when all of a sudden, he
ducks into a shop. I waited, but he motioned for me to keep
going. So I kept walking. I heard his footsteps behind me about
two minutes later, and when I turned around to ask what kept
him, I'm pretty sure he'd been looking at my ass. DAMN! Or it
could have been absolutely nothing.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'm wondering how
I ever got by
Without you in my life to guide me
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Skitt
Seriously, I was trying not to think about Snitch, but I
couldn't help it. I mean, I know HE stares at my ASS, so that
means he thinks about me, right? And that got me thinking: What
does Snitch's ass look like? I wanted to check it out. I ducked
into Zipper's Sub Shop. Snitch, of course, stopped, but I
motioned for him to keep going. I dawdled inside for a minute,
then hurried out. Snitch was still walking. I ran(ok, ok, walked
quickly, can you really see me running? Didn't think so.) until
I was about a foot, maybe two, behind him. And I checked out his
ass. A very nice ass. Think the sexiest man you've ever seen.
Then cube it. Ooooooh, yeah. Very nice ass, emphasized by the
knickers he wore that were bordering on too small. He turned
around, and he may have caught me looking, but I'm not 100%
positive.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wherever I go
The one thing that's true
Is everything I do, I do for you
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Snitch
"Skitt!" I yelled. "Are youse comin', or what?" He muttered
something I really couldn't hear, but I'm not sure I wanted to.
You see, Skitt makes me kinda nervous. He's reeeeeeally good
looking, and slightly overbearing in his masculinity. Aw, hell.
He's hot, and I want to screw him till my brain explodes. He ran
the last few feet to catch up with me, and we walked the last
few blocks to the lodging house talking about our respective
days. He had me busting a gut with a particularly funny story
about a guy who chugged four beers, sang 'O Danny Boy', then
projectile vomited about four feet. "And then", said Skitt
between fits of laughter, "And then, if you'll believe it, the
guy finishes pukin', wipes his mouth, and asks for another pale
ale!" And we both cracked up into fits of loud, whooping
laughter.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I may not say it half as much as I should
But when I say I love you, darling, that means for good
Just open up your heart and let me in
And I will love you
Till forever
Until death do us part, we'll be together
Just take my hand, and hold on tight
And we'll get there, this I swear
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Skitt
I love hearing Snitch laugh. The sound comes from his abdomen,
travels up his throat, and then comes pouring out in a tidal
wave out of his beautiful mouth. It's the kind of sound that's
nothing but pure joy. And mine sounds so puny and nasal by
comparison, it's embarrassing.(A/N: Sorry I jumped to a totally
different thought, I had to get the story line moving. OK, back
to the show.) I allowed my mind to wander to what it'd be like
to be Snitch's boyfriend. I've seen him without his shirt on a
couple of times, and let me tell you...WOOH!! I LOVE that man's
body! OW! I must've glanced over at him unconsciously, because
he looked at me sideways and said, "Hey, Skitt, you look almost
serious. You're kinda scaring me." "What do you really think of
me, Snitch? And I want the God's-honest-truth." He took a deep
breath and looked he was steeling himself to say something
before he lost his nerve. "I...I think you're a great Newsie, you
tell really funny stories, and you have a great ass."
My jaw was scraping the ground when he said that. "You really
think I have a nice ass?" I asked tentatively. "Yeah, I do."
"Yeah, well, yours ain't so bad, either."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So whenever you get weary
Just reach out for me
I'll never let you down
My love, my love
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Snitch
After I had poured my heart out to Snitch about how he had a
rockin' ass, I just sort of kept walking, wondering what to do
next. So, I didn't think. I reached over and slipped my hand
into his. He looked surprised, but he didn't try to pull his
hand away. We walked in silence to the lodging house, where we
were(not surprisingly) the last ones there. We tallied up the
days' profits with Weasel, and we were surprised to find that
we'd broke even. Which is not easy to do in New York City, often
I end up eating the day's headlines. But today, who cares? Skitt
thinks I have a great ass! My life has meaning once again!
HALLELUJAH! I sat next to him at dinner(watery soup and hard
bread), and while the rest of the guys talked, burped, farted,
grabbed things, and bragged about the girls they met that day,
we held hands under the table. After dinner, we usually only
have an hour or so to relax. We have to go to bed early so we
can get up at 5 A.M. to get our paps, and spread out over the
city before those idiots from Queens take all the good corners.
But when it came time to go to bed, we didn't want to let each
other go. So we went to our separate cell-like rooms, then
around 11 o' clock, after bed check, I crept down the hallway
five doors to the right(yes, I've memorized where his room is.
SO?), and knocked. Skitt pulled open the door, looked at me, and
said softly "I knew you'd come." Then he pulled me inside.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And I will love you
Till forever
Until death do us part, we'll be together
Just take my hand, and hold on tight
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Skitt
Actually, I hadn't known he'd come. I just hoped very strongly
that he would. I guess hoping against hope is a good thing. I
closed the door and locked it behind me(A/N: Locks are wonderful
things. Now if only I could remember the combo to mine.), hoping
someone wouldn't hear the noise and come investigating. But I
wanted him so badly it was worth the risk. He shrugged off his
pajamas and got into my bed, and for a second, we just lay
there. "Are youse sure you wanna do this, Snitch?" I asked,
because I think just a tiny part of me was unsure myself. But
then he leaned in and kissed me. It was like dancing on a star,
singing in the rain, or landing a good hard punch on one of the
Delancy brothers. I kissed him right back, and I felt his body
respond in a very good way. During that night of sweet
lovemaking we shared(I'd go into more detail, but you might be
13 and reading this, so I won't), I learned two things: 1.)
Snitch is so over that girl and 2.)He is perfectly capable of
loving me, he just hadn't given himself a chance. OK, 3.)Do I
really have to spell it out for you? The boy is on FIRE! OW!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And I will love you
Till forever
Until death do us part, we'll be together
Just take me hand, and hold on tight
And we'll get there
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"Hey Snitch?"
"Yeah?"
"I just wanted you to know...I love you, and I'll never hurt you
like that bitch you used to date."
"You promise?"
"I swear it."
"Skitt?"
"Yeah?"
"I love you, too."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This I Swear
manipulate them to my will. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Anyway, there's
implied slash, so read at your own risk. But if you're reading
this, you might as well read the rest of the story, it's pretty
good, if I do say so myself. Enjoy!
Rockin' Ass: This I Swear
You're there by my side
In every way
I know that you will not forsake me
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Snitch
Yeah, he'll be there for me. Only because he's my selling
partner! Damn, he is HOT! Anyway, he's LIGHTYEARS ahead of me in
the looks department, so what can you do? God, even his name is
gorgeous: Skittery. Mmmm, rolls off the tongue, don't you think?
Blue eyes like two sapphires, a rockin' ass, and the world's
most perfect mouth.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I give you my life
I would not think twice
Your love is all I need, believe me
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Skitt
I SERIOUSLY must start connecting my mouth to my brain whenever
Snitch is around. JEEZ! But there are two things: 1.) He's
gorgeous. And 2.) He just got out of a BAD relationship (so I
heard) with some girl who took off with his older brother.
Stupid bitch. If he were MY boyfriend, I'd never hurt him. EVER.
Man, there he goes again. I can see him now on the next block.
Eyes like pools of green seawater, wavy brown hair, a rockin'
ass, and perfectly straight teeth.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I may not say it quite as much as I should
But when I say I love you darling, that means for good
Just open up your heart and let me in.
And I will love you
Till forever
Until death do us part, we'll be together
Just take my hand, and hold on tight
And we'll get there
This I Swear
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Snitch
At the end of the day, we all go back to the lodging house, and
we count how many paps we sold, and how much money we made. I
was watchin' Skitt's ass (as usual), when all of a sudden, he
ducks into a shop. I waited, but he motioned for me to keep
going. So I kept walking. I heard his footsteps behind me about
two minutes later, and when I turned around to ask what kept
him, I'm pretty sure he'd been looking at my ass. DAMN! Or it
could have been absolutely nothing.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'm wondering how
I ever got by
Without you in my life to guide me
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Skitt
Seriously, I was trying not to think about Snitch, but I
couldn't help it. I mean, I know HE stares at my ASS, so that
means he thinks about me, right? And that got me thinking: What
does Snitch's ass look like? I wanted to check it out. I ducked
into Zipper's Sub Shop. Snitch, of course, stopped, but I
motioned for him to keep going. I dawdled inside for a minute,
then hurried out. Snitch was still walking. I ran(ok, ok, walked
quickly, can you really see me running? Didn't think so.) until
I was about a foot, maybe two, behind him. And I checked out his
ass. A very nice ass. Think the sexiest man you've ever seen.
Then cube it. Ooooooh, yeah. Very nice ass, emphasized by the
knickers he wore that were bordering on too small. He turned
around, and he may have caught me looking, but I'm not 100%
positive.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wherever I go
The one thing that's true
Is everything I do, I do for you
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Snitch
"Skitt!" I yelled. "Are youse comin', or what?" He muttered
something I really couldn't hear, but I'm not sure I wanted to.
You see, Skitt makes me kinda nervous. He's reeeeeeally good
looking, and slightly overbearing in his masculinity. Aw, hell.
He's hot, and I want to screw him till my brain explodes. He ran
the last few feet to catch up with me, and we walked the last
few blocks to the lodging house talking about our respective
days. He had me busting a gut with a particularly funny story
about a guy who chugged four beers, sang 'O Danny Boy', then
projectile vomited about four feet. "And then", said Skitt
between fits of laughter, "And then, if you'll believe it, the
guy finishes pukin', wipes his mouth, and asks for another pale
ale!" And we both cracked up into fits of loud, whooping
laughter.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I may not say it half as much as I should
But when I say I love you, darling, that means for good
Just open up your heart and let me in
And I will love you
Till forever
Until death do us part, we'll be together
Just take my hand, and hold on tight
And we'll get there, this I swear
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Skitt
I love hearing Snitch laugh. The sound comes from his abdomen,
travels up his throat, and then comes pouring out in a tidal
wave out of his beautiful mouth. It's the kind of sound that's
nothing but pure joy. And mine sounds so puny and nasal by
comparison, it's embarrassing.(A/N: Sorry I jumped to a totally
different thought, I had to get the story line moving. OK, back
to the show.) I allowed my mind to wander to what it'd be like
to be Snitch's boyfriend. I've seen him without his shirt on a
couple of times, and let me tell you...WOOH!! I LOVE that man's
body! OW! I must've glanced over at him unconsciously, because
he looked at me sideways and said, "Hey, Skitt, you look almost
serious. You're kinda scaring me." "What do you really think of
me, Snitch? And I want the God's-honest-truth." He took a deep
breath and looked he was steeling himself to say something
before he lost his nerve. "I...I think you're a great Newsie, you
tell really funny stories, and you have a great ass."
My jaw was scraping the ground when he said that. "You really
think I have a nice ass?" I asked tentatively. "Yeah, I do."
"Yeah, well, yours ain't so bad, either."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So whenever you get weary
Just reach out for me
I'll never let you down
My love, my love
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Snitch
After I had poured my heart out to Snitch about how he had a
rockin' ass, I just sort of kept walking, wondering what to do
next. So, I didn't think. I reached over and slipped my hand
into his. He looked surprised, but he didn't try to pull his
hand away. We walked in silence to the lodging house, where we
were(not surprisingly) the last ones there. We tallied up the
days' profits with Weasel, and we were surprised to find that
we'd broke even. Which is not easy to do in New York City, often
I end up eating the day's headlines. But today, who cares? Skitt
thinks I have a great ass! My life has meaning once again!
HALLELUJAH! I sat next to him at dinner(watery soup and hard
bread), and while the rest of the guys talked, burped, farted,
grabbed things, and bragged about the girls they met that day,
we held hands under the table. After dinner, we usually only
have an hour or so to relax. We have to go to bed early so we
can get up at 5 A.M. to get our paps, and spread out over the
city before those idiots from Queens take all the good corners.
But when it came time to go to bed, we didn't want to let each
other go. So we went to our separate cell-like rooms, then
around 11 o' clock, after bed check, I crept down the hallway
five doors to the right(yes, I've memorized where his room is.
SO?), and knocked. Skitt pulled open the door, looked at me, and
said softly "I knew you'd come." Then he pulled me inside.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And I will love you
Till forever
Until death do us part, we'll be together
Just take my hand, and hold on tight
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Skitt
Actually, I hadn't known he'd come. I just hoped very strongly
that he would. I guess hoping against hope is a good thing. I
closed the door and locked it behind me(A/N: Locks are wonderful
things. Now if only I could remember the combo to mine.), hoping
someone wouldn't hear the noise and come investigating. But I
wanted him so badly it was worth the risk. He shrugged off his
pajamas and got into my bed, and for a second, we just lay
there. "Are youse sure you wanna do this, Snitch?" I asked,
because I think just a tiny part of me was unsure myself. But
then he leaned in and kissed me. It was like dancing on a star,
singing in the rain, or landing a good hard punch on one of the
Delancy brothers. I kissed him right back, and I felt his body
respond in a very good way. During that night of sweet
lovemaking we shared(I'd go into more detail, but you might be
13 and reading this, so I won't), I learned two things: 1.)
Snitch is so over that girl and 2.)He is perfectly capable of
loving me, he just hadn't given himself a chance. OK, 3.)Do I
really have to spell it out for you? The boy is on FIRE! OW!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And I will love you
Till forever
Until death do us part, we'll be together
Just take me hand, and hold on tight
And we'll get there
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"Hey Snitch?"
"Yeah?"
"I just wanted you to know...I love you, and I'll never hurt you
like that bitch you used to date."
"You promise?"
"I swear it."
"Skitt?"
"Yeah?"
"I love you, too."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This I Swear