Disclaimer: Don't own them.

Summary: Fate/Love Rant Crack thingy

Warnings: Yaoi Cussing

Couple: NejiShink

Written By: Shino

Inspired By: Neji and I'm kinda high right now and can't write nothin' serious. . . . yesshhhhh :cough:cough: Bruce Almighty

Noise- is, well, a noise in the story.

Lyrics (centered) – people in story are listening/can hear it.

Lyrics (centered) - put in fer moi amusement. (AKA they can't hear it)

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Fate

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Fate

Fate is a funny thing

One minuet it is acting as if You are the Luckiest Man on Earth

The next, You are the Biggest Jackass

And out There

Somewhere

There is a Guy Flipping You off

Fate

It throws You Twists and Turns

Trips You and Picks You back Up

Lets You Learn things the Hard Way

Fate

Its Unpredictable

Like Love

But don't Get Me Started on Love

Love is Worse than Fate

It's a Little Kid Sitting on an Anthill

Burning My Feelers Off

Your Suppose to be Angst Neji

You Can't Be in Love Neji

Your Suppose to be Straight Neji

Love Me Neji

Yeah

Well

Fuck

You

Yes

Fuck You While I Fuck Me a Cute Little Nara-Chan

Yes

:giggle:snort: