"Why the bloody hell do I have to come?" Ray complained from the back seat of the Quattro, "I 'ate 'orses, I 'ate the countryside, and I 'ate farmers!"
"Ray, we're not asking you to volunteer to muck out a stable, we're bringing you to interview people!" Alex said exasperatedly from the front of the car,
"Will you two stop bickering for one bloody moment? I've 'ad this all the way up the bleedin' M1 ever since we got out of London!" Gene shouted; it had been a long journey, not improved by his DI and DS arguing like a pair of children.
"He started it." Alex pouted as she sank back into the seat,
"What? No, you started it!"
"Can you not just shut up, all of you?" Gene bellowed, and silence filled the car, "Thank you!"
After a minute's silence, Chris asked, "Are we nearly there yet, Guv?"
The Quattro made its way up a long drive, surrounded by fields filled with horses. Silence had finally taken over the car as Shaz, Chris and Alex had all fallen asleep, and Ray had managed to find himself a stash of magazines in his jacket pocket.
The car screeched to a halt on a cobbled yard outside an old farmhouse.
"Christopher, wake up!" shouted Gene, and Chris awoke with a jolt, "Ooh, are we there now, Guv?"
Gene just rolled his eyes, before proceeding to wake up Alex, "Oi, wake up yer dozy mare!"
"Charming, Guv." She yawned as she opened her eyes.
"Right, out!" instructed Gene, "Let's find us a farmer!"
Hope you enjoyed, I have a couple more parts to come yet if anyone's interested.
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