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Jay: Dude that sucks.
Bob: (Nods his head)
Author: Do you guys even know what that means?
(Jay and Bob look at each other)
Bob: (Shrugs) Jay: So what if we don't know what it means? It still sucks. Life sucks.
Awww shit Bob, I'm talking like one of those Goths. Aren't those freaks
gay?
Bob: (Nods his head)
Author: ...and without further ado, Jay in Silent Bob Smoke Europe.

JAY AND SILENT BOB SMOKE EUROPE

(Fade in on Jay and Silent Bob outside the Stop and Go grocery store)

Jay: Damn Bob, we ain't getting any business.
Bob: (Lights a cigarette and nods)
(Jay points across the street)
Jay: Hey Bob, look, a little customer.
(Jay and Silent Bob walk up to a nine year old kid)
Jay: Hey kid, how much cash you got on you? Kid: Don't fuck with me mister! If you jump me I'll kick your ass; I'm a
brown belt in karate!
Jay: Hell no man, I was just curious.
Kid: (gets in karate stance) Twelve bucks. Jay: Okay, I'll give you this bag for ten bucks. (Holds up a bag of weed)
Kid: Your trying to sell me drugs!?!
Jay: (to Bob) Man, what's up with this kid?
Bob: (shrugs)
Jay: Pot isn't drugs.
Kid: Fuck you! ( kicks Jay and runs away)
Jay: AHHHH! ( falls to the ground in pain)
Bob: He kiss his mom with that mouth?
Jay: Yea, I kno..... (double takes and stares at Bob)
Bob: (looks at Jay as if saying "what?")

That's the end of chapter 1. Please read 2 when it comes out