Plaga Ex Ifernis
by
Xx-BloodyRazorblades666-xX
Chapter 1: We hav to sva humanite
Es Donnate, Gaorush, Karl, Slawbef und D-beetus loked at da light that brought back Dante, they herd an explosion from the tower tha indicated many bad things were happening but they were really truly bad because only da gay posters were up there so it was kind of good because they were not good people so I take back my last statement I apologize. "What the Hell is going on up there?" Date said "HA YOU SAID HEL THAT I S FUNI BECAUSE you are demon poster slater" dente yelled in Dante ear "Can you please not yell in my ea-" he did not get to finish because he was shot in da head bullet from a bad man from the world famous videogame The Division.
"HOLY FUK WE JUST RVIVED HIM WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT OH MY GOD WHY" Donte said before he was shot by everyone's favorite character from Dok Donk Litratclube Monka. "hehehehehheheheh I guess you could say he got…..deleted." she said very laughingly. "WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON WHY IS EVERYONE DYING… I AM SO CONFUSED."
Garrosh than dickcided to run about 15 feet to the left in order to avoid the dying and he actually ended up doing so because I think he actually has half a brain (what a novel concept) STOP POSTING USIGN PROPER ENGLISH I SWEAR TO GO I WILL KILL YOU'RE FAMLY. Shenron then showed up and he was all like "lol wtf" and he rewinded tim like that Whistle guy from the Dragonballs movie and then nobody was dead and Dente yelled "iALIVE LIKE THAT APPLE PRODUCT" into Slowbet's ear and then Slawberf said "Living is good but we have to stop your brother Virgin (LOL) because he is trying to sotp the world from EXISTING D:"
Az Carlpri Sun looked at them he was like "Man hasn't it been about 4 minutes since I gave you all DALILY SPACWE KNOWLEGDE?" and then Ebony popped up from nowhere and she was like "Give me the space knowledge dad-kun uwu" and he was like "Yes bbygirl I will tell you that there are rocks in space and WE LIVE ON ONE?" and then Dente was like "Why are you cheting on me Karl" and then D-betus was like "SHIT GUYS WE NEED TO GET UP TO TOWER TO STOP POSTERS NOW DIGGITY DAWG?" and everyone was like "oh shit wait we're supposed to do that" and got into the Dantemoble in order to kil the dumb stupid posters because they were all so kawaii and k00l :3"
END OF CHAPTER 1 OR IS IT BECAUSE LOL I THINK ALL YOU LOVE THE ADVENTURES OF DENTE THE DEM KILLER :3
Okay no yeah serious this is the end plz tune in for the next episode!