Cahill Life: Cahill Online

by Pinkpenguin4443

This is the first story in my new series Cahill life. Technically not all the events in my series are the same, they just have the same theme. This is the ultimate Cahill chatroom! Hamead, Lukamy, Amian, Evamy, and Joamy. Rated T for language.

1. Chapter 1

Usernames:
Bookworm39- Amy
NedEinstein-Ned
TedEinstein- Ted
StarlingGirl- Sinead
Hammer- Hamilton
HotBrit01-Ian
PradaPrincess- Natalie
WannabeNinja- Dan
HotBrit2.0- Luke
RapperShake-Jonah
GourmetGomez-Nellie

WannabeNinja- What the heck! Who hacked into my account! I was the awesomeninja, not WannabeNinja!
PradaPrincess- Duh! Who else is Lucian! My lovesick brothers are both blithering idiots.
HotBrit01- We are not blithering idiots!
HotBrit2.0- Or lovesick.
Bookworm39- Guys, please calm down. Thank goodness we're on different continents. Every time Dan and Natalie get together, it's always an argument. Ian, Luke, Natalie doesn't have her dart gun, right?
HotBrit01- Well. No.
HotBrit2.0- She has her poison nails, bazooka, and um, a nuclear bomb?
Hammer- how the heck did she get that? And you do know that the bomb will also kill Amy right?
GourmetGomez- what about me?!
RapperShake- We have to evacuate Amy immediately!
HotBrit01- she's going to die! Quick, give Natalie the chloroform caviar dish!
HotBrit2.0- We only have the red snapper sedative!
NedEinstein- You do know that we
TedEinstein- live in the guesthouse, and that
NedEinstein- we will get killed too.
StarlingGirl- Do you care for anybody in the perimeter except for yourself and Amy?!
GourmetGomez- Yeah! Us regular Joe's need help too!
HotBrit2.0- Well, we don't really care. Sorry.
HotBrit01- No feelings can be spared for you peasants.
Hammer- Ditto
RapperShake- Word
WannabeNinja- Hey! What about me! The innocent victim!
Everybody- Not so innocent, annoying, wannabe ninja, you are getting no help.
Bookworm39- I am your sister, so for your sake Dan. Run!
WannabeNinja- Ah! It's about to blow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
RapperShake- well that was interesting.
Bookworm39- anyways, I'm going to the library,
HotBrit2.0- it's a date!
HotBrit01- no! I'm asking her on a date! To a museum!
Hammer- No! A football game!
StarlingGirl- really Hamilton? Amy hates football. She likes every other sport, just not football.
RapperShake- oh! How about a tour of the Janus Stronghold! And a private tour of our archives! And the original Pride and Prejudice book as a gift!
Bookworm39- Ooh! Deal. It's a date! When?
RapperShake- Now! I don't have anything scheduled today.
Bookworm39- sure!

Bookworm39 and RapperShake have logged out

HotBrit01- This is all your fault Luke!

HotBrit2.0- How is this my fault?

Hammer- No, it's Dan's fault!

WannabeNinja- how is this my fault! You're the one who wanted to take her to a football game!

StarlingGirl- Shut Up!

NedEinstein- We have

TedEinstein- to leave now.

StarlingGirl- Bye!

StarlingGirl, TedEinstein, and NedEinstein have logged out.

WannabeNinja- Creepy how they do that whole triplet talk thing.

HotBrit01- I expected it from Ned and Ted,but Sinead?

Hammer- Hah, you two are twins too.

HotBrit2.0- yes, but we at least have our sanity. Anyways, if we did the twin talk, Natalie would kill us.

WannabeNinja- true

WannabeNinja, Hammer, HotBrit01, and HotBrit2.0 have logged out.

GourmetGomez- Hello? Anybody?

GourmetGomez has logged out