Dark walks into a room.
Dark: Hello everyone, and welcome to stupid tv! This is a game show where the contestants have to do unthinkable things, to win the grandprize!
A person from the audiance: What's the prize?
Dark: Uhh, just watch the show and you'll find out. Contestant number one please come out!
Risa, walks out.
Risa: Hi everyone! Wait, wwhy am I saying hi to a bunch of people I don't know?
Dark: Well, that is one of your qualities, stupidness!
Risa: Hey! I didn't know that the birthday cake was a fake and had dynomite in it!
Dark: Whatever! Contestant number two, please come out!
Krad walks out with two gurads holding him.
Krad: Let me at im', let me at im'!
Dark: Make sure you guards hold im' tight!
Dark: And last but not least, contestant three, please come out.
Dark, walks off of stage.
Dark walks out.
A random person from the audience: Hey! You can't be a contestant cause' you're the host!
Dark: Well buddy, life ain't fair!
Dark: Now for our first question, who is the greatest?
Risa buzzes in.
Risa: Satoshi?
Dark: Wrong!
Krad buzzes in.
Krad: Me?
Dark: Heck no!
Dark buzzes in.
Dark: Me?
Dark: You are correct me!
Dark: That was the trivia round! Now it's time for the swimming round! The rules are, you must have all of your powers takin' away, that means you Krad, and you all will have a cynderblock attatched to your foot, and then we throw you in the water! Krad, you first!
The guards tie a cynder block to Krad's leg and throws him in the water.
Ten minutes later.
Dark: Well folks, I think Krad is dead, but that's ok because I never liked him any way! Now it's your turn Risa!
Dark, does the same thing to Risa that the guards did to Krad.
Ten minutes later.
Dark: Well folks, I think she is dead too! Well, that was Stupid tv!
A random person form the audience: So waht is the grand prize?
Dark: You all blow up!
A neuclear bomb drops on the studio and kills all of the audience accept Dark.
Dark: Have a nice day!
Too be continued!
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Well, that was my first chapter! Hope you laughed R&R Please!