Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any song here… What? Do I need to come up with a funny disclaimer every time?
Kingdom Hearts Karaoke"Now you might not know why you are all here." Xemnas spoke into a microphone overseeing a large room, which contained all the characters of Kingdom Hearts, the evil people on one side of the room, the good people on the other. Along with the many people the room contained state of the art karaoke equipment and a giant screen TV.
"After Sora defeated all of us Organization losers." Lots of cheers issued from the good side, while some grumbling could be heard from the evil side. "Many of you were still angry towards the opposite faction. But that's all going to change with this…" He paused for dramatic effect.
"Karaoke Party!"
Silence greeted the leader of the organization after his words, until Yuffie cheered wildly and sprinted up to the microphone breaking the lack of noise.
"I wanna sing first! ME!" She screeched to Xemnas. "Okay." he responded, looking flustered "Do you have a song in mind, or do you want us to pick a random one?" Yuffie thought for a moment before yelling "Random song!"
"Alright here we go!" Xemnas said excitedly as the TV was loading a song, noticing that nobody would go to their enemies side he bellowed as only an evil villain can at them "Mingle already!"
Everyone immediately merged into one group and the sound of idle chatter filled the air. Everyone became silent again to hear what song the over excited ninja had to sing.
Yuffie's face immediately turned red when she saw what was in store for her, but she began the song with gusto.
They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Beat It, Just Beat It
Cid groaned immediately. She was singing Michael Jackson's 'Beat It'!
You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It They're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man
You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, Just Beat It
You're Playin' With Your Life, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare
They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You,
Then They'll Tell You It's Fair
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Who's Right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
Yuffie finished the song hurriedly and jumped off stage, landing on Axel!
"Hey Tifa!" Axel yelled over the crowd after pushing the great ninja Yuffie off of him "Wanna hook up?"
"Sure." Came his reply. The two quickly began making out right before Xemnas called two more people onto stage.
"Demyx, Sora, you are going to be the lucky two who sing the first duet." Xemnas exclaimed gleefully while the two got up on stage.
"We know what song we're going to sing so well, we don't need the words! Demyx yelled out to the crowd " We should, we composed it!" Sora added.
Warning this song is about gangsters and is inappropriate for young children.Demyx inserted a disk into the stereo, pressed play and no sound came outDemyx started his and Sora's 'Gangsta rap' anyway. (Note the part in brackets is the one who isn't singing, eg. Since Demyx does the first paragraph Sora is the one in the brackets etc.)
Don't player hate on me, player hate somebody else
Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster
Where my dogs at?
Bark with me if you're my dog
Yo yo yo, I'm going, Im gonna give a shout out to all the player haters
(I don't like player haters)
If you're a player hater don't player, player hate on me
(player hate somebody else)
I'm a gangster, I'm straight up
(straight up gangster, dude)
Grrr I'm steaming mad. Grrr
Some music actually started to play and Sora began his part
I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G I'm a gangster
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella tight.
I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection
I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye
To serve and protect, WHAT A LIE!
I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too
And don't get me started about the jews
Grrr I'm mad
I'm a gangster
My rhymes are bad
I'm a gangster
I'm iced out like a freezer
I'm a gangster
I don't listen to Weezer
Then it was Demyx's turn, the crowd was starting to get into it, except for Axel and Tifa, they were too busy making out.
I dropped out of school at the age of 3 (why?)
Coz all the teachers tried to player hate on me.(oh)
My rhymes are cool, just like doing cocaine
My rhymes are hot, like a burning flame
Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too
Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew
I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance(yay)
Some say we're the perfect match
Then Sora started again. Although he wasn't singing anymore, he seemed to be yeling at Demyx for not rhyming.
STEP OFF! STEP BACK! STEP AWAAAY! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARD! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARDS! STEP BACK! BACKWARDS, DON'T STEP TO ME! DO NOT STEP TO MEEE! Grr
Sora seemed to give Demyx another try at rapping when he began again.
I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8
Being in jail sucks cuz you always have to masturbate
Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer
They will make mince meat out of his rear
Ben Peddy helped me make the gangster beat to this song
I shot him in the face coz he looked at me wrong
I'm a gangster
I drop bombs like Hiroshima
I'm a gangster
Bitch suck on my wiener!
I'm a gangster
I drive a cool car
I'm a gangster
I smoke weed in a cigar
Sora began his turn
Yo my gangster flow I'm rolling on dubs iced out like hockey They play this song on the radio all day long Nobody thought I'd blow up like a Firestone tire...
Yo, yo yo yo
got kicked out of Japan for drinking all the sake
Fuck a bitch, gimmie head ho
What's up to my dogs, yo yo yo
so everyone can hear my gangster song
Oh there's no beat left.
Sora stepped backwards as Demyx finished with no music, but gunshots were somehow heard
(gunshots) I like to slap bitches
Die, Die you Santa Clause die
no I don't wanna do acapella
I like to slap hoes...
Wild applause and cheering followed their performance as the unlikely pair bowed and left the stage.
The party was just getting started.
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Hahaha that song Demyx and Sora sing is called I'm a gangster by adam and Andrew
You can view it on Youtube type in 'gangsters sora and demyx' and it should pop up, it's funny!
Review! This is not a oneshot and if you have any requests you can post them in a review.