A/N: Literally a parody / abridged version of Doki Doki Literature Club. Don't be surprised if it's kinda similar.
DATE CREATED: 6/28/18
Chapter 0
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy!" It was a girl. She sounded so fucking annoying.
"Awwww, fuck..." Lucas said as he was facepalming.
As the weirdo was running to him, Lucas kept thinking, "She is so annoying... then again, she's my childhood friend.."
Sayori stopped running as she was literally right next to Lucas. Who knew she could run so fast?
"S-sorry... I-I finally caught up to you this time!" Sayori said as she was catching her breath.
"...You overslept again, didn't you?" Lucas said.
"Hahhh... hahh... yes..." Sayori kept trying to catch her breath.
"Hmm.. you know, when you were running, you were showing a ton of leg." Lucas said.
"What are you... huff.. tallking about? Ehehe~" Sayori said.
"Nevermind. Anyways, I stopped. For you. But that doesn't mean I love you, or even have feelings for you, 'cuz I don't." Lucas said, as he rolled his eyes.
"Awww, that's mean, Lucas!" Sayori started to whine.
"I don't want people thinking that we're a couple! It's almost like you want people to think that." Lucas says.
"Fine, fine. But don't forget, you stopped walking. For me~" Sayori says.
"Uh-huh."
"Perhaps you aren't mean after all. Ehehe~" Sayori says.
"Thot." Lucas says to himself. "Well, shall we get going?"
"Of course." Sayori says as they start walking to school.
Then, the weirdo asked Lucas the question that made Lucas want to kill himself. Or rather, hang himself.
"So, Lucas. Have you considered joining any clubs?" Sayori said, smiling.
"You actually fucking did it. Sayori, I told you already. I am not interested in joining any clubs." Lucas said.
"B-but you promised! You said you would join a club this year!" Sayori said. It sounded like she wanted to pout so bad.
"Really? I must have been... uh..." Lucas gulped. "Drunk."
"I promise, you weren't! You said so yourself in one of our conversations." Sayori said.
"You ditzy S.O.B." Lucas said in his mind.
"I just want you to learn how to socialize, or have some kind of skill before college." Sayori frowns.
"What the fuck? What am I, retarded?" Lucas said.
"N-no, your happiness means a lot to me. It's just that I don't want you to become a NEET." Sayori said.
"I should scold the fuck out of you for saying that. But, you're probably not as happy as me, so..."
"S-sorry.. but Lucas, you trust me right?" Sayori said, wanted to cry for poor Lucas being so mean.
"Th- I mean, uh, Sayori. Don't worry about me, ok? I'll look at a couple clubs if it'll make you happy." Lucas said.
"Can you at least try this time?" Sayori said.
"Ehhh. Sure, why not." Lucas said.
"Why do I let myself get lectured by a thot?" Lucas said.
FIN.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed. If you did, leave a review, maybe favorite it, you know? Helps me out. Also, like I said in the beginning, this is gonna be an abridged version of DDLC. Finally, I promise the next chapters are gonna be longer.
Lucas will return...