I don't own Naruro.
The young Kazekage sat in his office trying to catch up on paperwork so he could get some rest later in the afternoon when he was disturbed by the sound of knocking on his door.
"Enter." He said not even lifting his gaze from the papers as his sand moved towards the door to open it. He felt an unfamiliar chakra enter the room and waited patiently for his guest to speak up. When he finally looked up he came face to face with one of his fan girls.
"State your business." He asked the girl who seemed to be around his age. When she didn't say a word he asked again. "Is there something wrong somewhere or why are you here?" He asked truly curious about her intentions.
"Kazekage-sama." She said moving towards him. He was surprised when she came to a halt behind his desk next to his chair. He turned towards her trying to understand what was going on when she spoke up again. "I'd like to show you something." She said in a strange voice which made him even more confused.
She started to undress in front of him, normally he would have asked her what she was doing but he was too shocked to even form a sentence. He watched as she undid her obi and let the sleek material of her kimono fall down on one of her shoulders. He suddenly stood up from his chair stepping closer to the kunochi.
"Are you hurt somewhere?" He asked leading her towards the couch which was placed in his office by her sister along with a coffee table and two armchairs. He found it useless but he was suddenly thankful as he thought that the girl needed some place to rest until a medic arrived to help her.
"No, I'm not hurt Kazekage-sama." Said the girl slightly shoving him to sit down while she stood between his legs. He was totally dumbfolded from the gentle touch so he didn't ask her to keep some space between them.
He got so lost in his thoughts that he didn't seem to catch the moment the kimono fell from her shoulders to the ground. He quickly lifted her kimono from the ground oblivious to her slightly amused gaze which was directly at him.
"Here is your kimono." He said offering her clothes not looking at her. If he was completely honest with himself he just didn't have a single clue about what was going on.
"Kazekage-sama I won't be needing that." She stated matter of factly taking a seat on his lap.
Gaara let out a surprised gasp as it was the closest human contact he has ever had in his life. He has received hugs from his sibling and Naruto but this situation felt like something else. He closed his eyes to block out the inappropriate sight of a girl wearing only a matching bra and a thong.
He wasn't bothered by the close contact, in fact his body seemed to like it as a new warm yet a little uncomfortable feeling started to spread towards his groin area. Yet he still wasn't sure about the purpose of all this.
"Ano.. I don't understand..." he started but the kunochi put her finger on his lips to hush him.
"You don't have to understand. Just relax and enjoy." She said grinding onto him which sent a shiver down his spine.
"But..." he started but he never got to finish his sentence as his door was threw open and his siblings burst into the room like every other day.
"Hey Gaara we thought..." Kankuro started to say towards his empty chair noticing his absence and scanning the room to find his confused looking little brother under a rather busty brunette citizen who was only wearing lacy underwear and bras.
A lot has happened in probably five seconds. Temari and the girl straddling him both let out a surprised gasp, Kankuro stood frozen after quickly looking the door behind him and Gaara stayed the way he was looking confused.
Then Temari let out an enraged cry and lunched herself on the girl who tried to stand up as soon as she could. She was too slow and Temari held her up by her neck pinning her against a wall holding a kunai dangerously close to her carotid artery.
"What's the meaning of this?" Temari shouted at both of them which made Gaara frown. She was completely and utterly shocked to find her little brother in the company of a female and her shock couldn't be described after realizing just how compromising this situation was.
Temari quickly weighted her options and choose to knock the girl our before she heard something which she wasn't supposed to.
"That's what I was trying to find out." Answered Gaara calmly his teal eyes showing no emotion.
"Seemed to me that you were about to get laid little brother." Piped Kankuro in watching out for Gaara's reaction.
"I don't understand what you mean." He answered standing up and walking behind his desk. "She just came into my office unannounced and started to undress. At first I thought that she was injured but she stated that she had no injuries." He looked to be thinking for a second but continued. "I led her towards the couch to make her lay down but she made me sit instead bubbling about relaxing and enjoying. However I do not wish to understand the situation further and I have business to attend to." He finished in an official manner lifting up another paper to sign not even noticing his siblings reaction.
Kankuro couldn't stop shaking his head and muttering under his nose in disbelief and Temari seemed to loose her voice as she tried to recover from her shock.
"Gaara, you really aren't aware of what she was trying to do?" She asked praying to Kami that her brother was just a great actor trying to hide his affair refusing to believe that he didn't notice that the girl was trying to seduce him.
"As I said I am not aware but I do not wish to talk about such matters anymore." He said glancing up at his sister. " I see no harm done. To be honest it was rather enjoyable to be touched." He mused rather to himself than to his siblings.
"Gaara, she wasn't trying to be friends with you, you know that, right? Tried Kankuro this time, not believing his brother was that unaware.
"Then, what?" He asked as Kankuro decided to sit down in front of him burying his head in his hands.
"For Kami's shake she was trying to seduce you!" He said looking up to meet his brothers confused eyes.
"What?" The Kazekage asked.
"Now you finally get it." Said Kankuro leaning back on his chair.
"No, I meant what did you mean by her trying to seduce me?" He was now paying complete attention to his brother, his paperwork long forgotten, not caring about Temari who was pacing up and down in his office with a worried expression on her face. "Is it some kind of poison or what?"
"Look Gaara stop acting like you dont know about sex and just admit that it was a mistake to try and have sex in your office." Said Temari sending daggers at her brother with her eyes.
"Would the two of you be so kind and use words that I understand?" He said standing up from his chair. "I don't know what getting laid, trying to seduce or sex means." His siblings stared at him so he continued. " I don't know why I should say that I was making a mistake because I'm sure I didn't do anything bad. I'm only thankful that she didn't kiss me otherwise I would have to deal with babies."
"WHAT?" Both siblings exclaimed at once. Temari stopped her pacing and was about to faint as Kankuro jumped from his chair staring at his brother in shock.
"Gaara that's not how it works." Said Temari weakly, leaning on her fan for some support she desperately needed at that point.
"Then how?" He asked. "Why do you look like you're about to faint?"
"Because we have a Kazekage who doesn't know anything!" She suddenly shouted in his face.
Gaara's sand started moving because of the sudden outburst but Temari didn't seem to back down.
"Who gave you the talk?" Asked Kankuro trying to ease the tension.
"What talk?" His brother snapped his eyes at the puppet master.
Tsunade almost fell out of her chair upon reading the sand sibling's request. She had to read it again and again, but the message stayed the same.
She couldn't believe it. The Kazekage has never been sexually enlightened and he knew nothing about relationships shared between woman and man.
She quickly understood why it had to be a leaf medic. She couldn't imagine what would happen if gossip like this started circling about the Kazekage in his own village.
She rubbed her temple and decided who to send on this mission.
"Shizune, please call Sakura in to my office immediately and tell her it's an S-rank mission srltrictly confidential." She said knowing the other woman will get Sakura to her office in five minutes.