To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Study Group
Dear Sam,
I would like to announce that you have been accepted into our study group. We would personally like to thank you for inquiring for the last position into our little study group. As you well know we are a very "popular" group on campus, with so many applicants we've had to become elitist. While I am sure the elitism bothers you as much as it bothers me, it is something we've had to adopt in order to weed out those students who would rather skate by on everybody else's academic rigor. We will meet tomorrow at 5:15 pm in the South Library.
Sincerely,
Castiel Novak
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: re: Study Group
Dear Castiel,
Wrong person…I'm not Sam. I'm his older brother Dean. And I don't go to Sam's school. I'm a mechanic. For someone in the best study group on campus you sure don't proof read.
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: re: re: Study Group
Dear Dean,
I was busy sending rejection emails, so excuse me if I messed up one letter. As you might be aware, the letter 's' is right next to the letter 'd' on a keyboard. I am, also, only human, and as such, I'm prone to making mistakes. This is not something to be ridiculed for. I have around one hundred emails to send and Sam's acceptance was in the mid-fifties. If you will excuse me, I have more emails to send.
Sincerely,
Castiel Novak
~.~
To: SWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Study Group
Dear Sam,
I would like to announce that you have been accepted into our study group. We would personally like to thank you for inquiring for the last position into our little study group. As you well know we are a very "popular" group on campus, with so many applicants we've had to become elitist. While I am sure the elitism bothers you as much as it bothers me, it is something we've had to adopt in order to weed out those students who would rather skate by on everybody else's academic rigor. We will meet tomorrow at 5:15 pm in the South Library.
Sincerely,
Castiel Novak
~.~
To: CNovack
From: SWinchester
Subject: re: Study Group
Dear Castiel,
I got in? Thanks for telling me. I look forward to joining your study group! When I applied I didn't realize it was the most elitist group, but that makes sense now, what with the sign-up sheet and the line. Anyway thanks again for telling me. What are we studying, or is it some sort of meet and great?
-Sam Winchester
~.~
To: SWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: re: re: Study Group
Dear Sam,
Yes it is a meet and greet. Did I forget to mention that? If I did forget, sorry about that. I look forward to officially meeting you.
Sincerely,
Castiel Novak
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: none
Dear Cas,
So Angel, you sent my brother the email. Nice to see you corrected something.
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: re: none
Dear Dean,
My name is Castiel not Cas, and do not call me Angel!
Sincerely,
Castiel Novack
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: re: re: none
Dear Cas,
Whatever you say Angel ;)
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Do you even read?!
Dear Dean,
I told you my name is not Cas and do not call me Angel! My friends call me Castiel, not Cas and definitely not Angel. I am not a vampire from Joss Whedon's Buffy the Vampire Slayer nor am I from the spin-off show Angel. And seeing how we "met" because of a mistake we are most definitely not friends.
Sincerely,
Castiel Novak
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: re: Do you even read?!
Dear Cas,
You like Buffy and Angel? You're cooler than I thought.
-Dean
~.~
To: SWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: How did you enjoy your first meeting?
Hey Sam,
You seemed to really enjoy yourself at the meeting. I saw you talking to my older brother Gabriel. Are you okay? Sorry about that prank he pulled on you. He's a bit of a trickster. And it's a shame he wastes his talents on, you know…pranks. I also saw you talking to Balthazar, he's a film major, not exactly what you would consider "worthy" of the study group, but he's extremely talented and while we do take someone's major into account, he's been known to change his major from time to time. So beware if you chose him as your study partner. You need someone who will help you study on your own time and you will help them. Our study partner program is one of the main reasons we have become extremely elitist. I also saw you talking to Meg. Be warned, she often skips classes and doesn't take notes, and if she does take notes she's not very good at it. But she's extremely talented as an archeology major. If you want my opinion I would be happy to give you my advice on who you should choose for your study partner.
Sincerely,
Castiel Novak
P.S. I would greatly appreciate it if you told your brother to stop contacting me.
~.~
To: CNovak
From: SWinchester
Subject: re: How did you enjoy your first meeting?
Hey Castiel,
Sorry about Dean, I asked him to stop contacting you, but he said (and I'm quoting him here) "I won't stop contacting Cas until he realizes that I am in fact his friend." I'm sorry, I don't know what to do about him. He's going to keep bothering you until you bother him back. That's just how he is. There's no other way to put this, but he's your problem now. Also I was thinking about this Study Buddy/Partner thing you were talking about. And I would enjoy your opinion, you seem to know a lot about everybody in the group.
-Sam
~.~
To: SWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Study Partners
Dear Sam,
For you I would say my brother Gabriel, he's a prankster but he can get you through one hell of a year (also he brings food, like candy and he somehow gets the BEST chocolate, even as his brother I still have no idea where he gets it). As a friend (I hope) I would also be willing to be your study partner. I know you would probably like to work with Gabriel, you two seem to have much more in common, but I would like to work with you. You seem like a hard worker, and we both could benefit from helping each other.
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: CNovak
From: SWinchester
Subject: re: Study Partners
Dear Castiel,
I would enjoy being your study partner. In all honesty, I really don't know how to do the "study partner" thing and you seem nice enough. But you should be warned, Dean is my brother and once he finds out about this, you are going to go through hell.
Your friend,
Sam
~.~
To: SWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: re: Study Partners
Dear Sam,
I can handle Dean. I have three words for you about Dean bothering me: bring it on.
Your friend,
Castiel