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Chapter 1
"I don't care if the whole entire earth blows up! I'm not going to baby-sit a bunch of teenagers!" a loud voice demanded from behind a set of very solid oak doors. The owner of the voice was the former Reikai Tantei, Yusuke Urameshi.
"Yusuke! You are going like it or not!" a child-like voice demanded back.
"Koenma, last time I checked, your father had fired me and put a bounty on my head." Yusuke smarted off to the Demi-God of the Underworld.
"But, Yusuke! You are our only hope!!" Koenma whined.
"Koenma, I seem to remember you getting a new Tantei recently."
"I did, but she is not up to this caliber of mission yet."
"Oh, so your telling me that," he came closer to Koenma at this point, "you drag my ass out of bed at like 2:30 in the fucking morning to tell me that you are sending me off on some suicide mission with a newbie!?"
Koenma sighed this was not going his way, "Actually, Yusuke I'm sending Kurama and you on this mission."
Yusuke's jaw dropped, "You know where he is?! I haven't seen him since his mother's wake."
Koenma smirked inwardly, "Yes I know where he is.
Yusuke glared at Koenma, "Then where the hell is he?!" Yusuke yelled at him not even hearing the door open up behind him.
"I'm right here Yusuke." A soft familiar voice told him from behind.
Yusuke spun on his heels. In doing so he came face to face with Kurama. A much paler and slimmer Kurama, but still Kurama, "Kurama you look like shit. Are you alright?"
Kurama smiled softly at Yusuke, "Yes Yusuke I'm fine."
"So, Kurama you're going with me on this mission?"
"Mission?" Kurama blinked at him.
Yusuke turned back to Koenma, "Did you not tell him anything?"
"Um…not yet."
"Well why don't you tell him now?"
"Fine. I'll tell you both the mission specs now." Koenma stated
"Koenma where does this mission take place?" Kurama asked.
"Well that's part of the problem."
"Koenma, where exactly are you sending us now?!" Yusuke said with a hint of anger in his voice.
"Um….you see."
"Toddler, quit your yammering and tell us where you are sending us!"
"Yusuke, calm down I doubt he is sending us to some foreign country." Kurama shot Koenma a look.
"Well about that."
"Brat where in the hell are you sending us!"
"Yes, Koenma where are you sending us." Kurama said his eyes more gold flecked than either Yusuke or Koenma remembered them ever being.
"Um well…you see guys."
"Koenma, I'm beginning to lose my patience and we all know that I don't have that much to begin with." Yusuke glared.
"Alright. Yusuke, Kurama, you two will be attending a school for mutants in Westchester County in New York. "