SPORK
wordperfect is saying is saying I'm wrong, but I'm telling you, spork is real! It means spoon and fork put together. Anyway. Enjoy!
"RENJI!" byakuya called. There was something in byakuya's voice that renji knew, this was gonna give him a headache. "Renji renji renji! I can't find the sporks!"
Renji sighed. "The what's?"
"Sporks! sporks! I can't find them! I can't eat my strawberries without a spork!" Byakuya held up a cup of fruits earnestly. "Please help me look!"
Renji sighed again. He looked a byakuya's tear filled eyes, then at the cup of strawberries, and back at byakuya. ...they were just fruits! "No."
"Wha– WHY?!" byakuya looked pissed now, glaring him down, hoping that he would break and go with him on his almighty serch for 'sporks'. Whatever the hell those were. Byakuya fluttered his eyelashes, creeping up to renji. "I'll let you do it twice tonight if you help me look" he pressed a kiss against renji's lips.
"N-no." Renji said, fighting back the blush on his face.
"WHY!?" he couldn't believe his seduction hadn't worked!
"Because. Can't you just eat them with a fork or something?" Renji idly stuck his fingers in the cup, bringing a strawberry to his lips.
"NO! And put that back! I can't eat it with a fork! Nothing else! It HAS to be a spork!"
"Spoiled brat." renji grabbed a fork from the kitchen counter, and broke off the handle. He placed it in the cup. "There. Spork."
"..but"
Renji glared at him, making him shut up as he left the kitchen in a rage. Mumbling about spolied rich brats and stupid utensils.
"But... sporks are supposed to have two prongs..."
OWARI!
I was trying to find the sporks in my house but I couldn't! I was so unhappy! I wanted to eat my strawberries with sporks... anyway. RXR ONEGAI!