Only Princesses Have Happily Ever After

He was the knight in shining armor, but that doesn't look so much like his princess. No one's POV. Fairytale

Once upon a time, there was a fair maiden, as beautiful as a sunset. She was very earthy, and quite a sweetheart – but only if she thought you were worth it, and she always knew who the bad ones were. Like every princess, this one had her flaw. She was... a pig. She ate the most repulsive of things and paid no mind to the disgusting things known as trolls. As a matter of fact, this princess was best friends with a troll, and that is why fate destined her to be banished from the kingdom at age five...

Replacing the fair princess, nearly ten years later, was a young prince, around the age sixteen. The prince had been trained to kill trolls and only eat the amount on his plate – an all-you-can-eat buffet was never an option. The prince loved all creatures other than the nasty trolls, and was usually found out riding his noble steed Lewbert, for the small foal, Jeremy, was always sick. "Fredward!" He heard the evil shriek that was his mother. "Their have been troll spotting's around the castle."

"I'm on it mother!" He narrowed his eyes. As long as he was heir of the throne, no troll would flaw his world that was perfection. He spotted a young female troll very quickly. Without warning, he held his sword at her neck. She gasped slightly. "What are you doing here?" He scoffed.

"Please, don't kill me." She begged in a soft voice. "I'm only here to see Sam." She was nearly whispering.

"Who?" The prince raised a suspicious eyebrow. He often heard of a Samantha through eavesdropping, though he didn't know who this Sam guy was. "Who is he?" The young heir held the sword closer to the beast's neck.

"She." She took a step back. But that was all that happened before a small arrow swept by and knocked the sword from his hand. "Sam?" The troll asked weakly.

Out walked a beautiful blond girl in a tattered white dress. She held a bow with a sack of arrows on her back. "Carly." Sam held out her arms. "I came as soon as I heard." She paused. "He didn't hurt you did he?"

"No." The troll shook her head. "I'm sick, Sam." She whispered.

The angelic girl's eyes widened a bit. "Oh, you poor thing. You have a soar throat. Come here." The troll stumbled towards her. The blonde placed a ginger touch on the troll's neck.

"Thanks." Her voice was louder and healed.

The prince looked at them in shock. "Sam?" He said to the angelic girl. "Carly?" He asked the troll.

Sam narrowed her eyes. "We don't associate with your kind." She said, her voice filled with hate. "Let's go, Carly." Carly nodded and shot an angry look at the prince. She was as confident as ever now that Sam was there. The two walked away, and Fredward hadn't even killed one troll.

He stumbled back to the castle in pure befuddlement. Was it even possible what he saw? "Fredward!" His mother screeched. "Did you get them?"

"They shouldn't be bothering us anymore." He replied.

Hehe... the idea just came to me in the shower. "I get my best ideas when I'm wet." as said by the wacky and lovable Spencer! Well, same goes here! Oh, and if you think this is Carly bashing making her a troll, it's not. All the characters other than Freddie, Sam, and Mrs. Benson are trolls or dwarves. There may be some deer or other forest creatures. The trolls are normal human size – not giants. Well... leave a review and tell me what you think. Obviously it's OOC (duh! It's a fairytale! Nothing's normal!)

Disclaimer: Dan Schneider is the amazing genius behind iCarly.

~fandango2girl