My idea of what a good movie trailer would be like if they did a Time War Movie. The story begins in my next chapter.
Disclaimer: I still don't own Doctor Who, sadly. Oh, come on. This is ridiculous. Do they really think you lot are daft enough to think I did?
"So... Where are we going?"
"Peladon! My old friend the King is expecting us!"
"An enemy. An enemy we cannot hope to defeat on our own. We must draw on our greatest Lords of Time. The most resourceful and bravest of our race."
"You mean...?"
"That's right. Recall the renegades."
"Destroy the Timelords! Destroy the Timelords!"
"Who are those people?"
"Outcasts, milady. Ordinary Gallifreyans, cast out into the wilderness. They will be disposed of, Lady Romana..."
"Distress signal! Coming from... GALLIFREY!! I must go there!"
"So we're not going to Peladon, Doctor?"
"Afraid not! Come on, Chloe! It'll be just a few pieces of red tape to sort out, if I know the Timelords. Then to Peladon, I promise."
"AAARGH!!!!"
"I am the Master, and you will obey me..."
"No... NOOO!!"
"Heheheh- oh, damn it. Thought I'd turned the wretched thing off. Do excuse me. Yes? Hello? What? Gallifrey? Oh, bother..."
"Twenty thousand ships, Castellan. They've formed a blockade around Gallifrey."
"Sir! We're being hailed!"
"Put them through."
"People of Gallifrey. These are our terms."
"Yes?"
"You will be exterminated. You will be exterminated. Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate!!!!!!!!"
"I am the Master- and your loyal servant..."
"What can you offer the cyber race?"
"What indeed..."
"Skaro shall have a new cult. Your emperor has spoken!"
"What the hell is it, Doctor?"
"The stuff of legends, Chloe. The winds of Rassilon have arrived! The prophecy has spoken! The Time War has begun!"
"Embryo? Embryo? Can you hear me? Your name is Sec..."
"Stop! You don't understand! Destroy this and you destroy the universe!"
"You are lying. Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!"
"And stop repeating yourself, it's not helping matters!"
Well, that's your lot. Next chapter, the Time War begins proper!