Kakashi casually walks to the spot in which he was to meet Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura…3 HOURS AGO! As he walks towards the un-patient trio, he studies the angered, exhausted, and hungry expressions on their faces.

"BAAAAHHHH! Kakashi-sensei! We have been here waiting for 3 hours! I didn't even eat," Naruto bawled at Kakashi, while running around in circles. Kakashi lets out a sigh and tranquilly speaks, "Calm down Naruto. I have my reasons." Sasuke and Sakura sadly shake their heads, since that "I have my reasons" excuse is pretty much his EVERY EXCUSE he uses when he's late.

"Well, I can't train on an empty stomach you know," Naruto says very snob-like.

"Let us all eat RAMEN!"

"Oh NOOO," Kakashi shrieks out, "You no want RAMEN, you want HOT POCKET!"

Kakashi pulls out a Hot Pocket [out of nowhere, ham and cheese.

Naruto begins to barf [not really.

"BLECH, EEEK….EEEEKGH," he says holding his throat. Sasuke and Sakura pull Naruto back as they stare at Kakashi and the ham and cheese Hot Pocket in his right hand. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura grow a curious, astonishing expression on their faces.

Could this be it?

Is Kakashi finally revealing the secrets behind the mystifying mask?

Is this true destiny being revealed?!

Kakashi inquisitively asks, "What are you all staring at?"

"Is….is this finally the day…that you will reveal…your face," Sakura says with a gasp.

Kakashi chuckles. "Aha, you want to see what's behind this mask of mine?"

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura slowly shake their heads.

"Yes…yes…Kakashi-sensei…reveal your true identity," Sasuke says kneeling before Kakashi.

"Hm…okay then. Naruto, hold this Hot Pocket for me," Kakashi says handing over the Hot Pocket to Naruto. Naruto quickly devours the Hot Pocket.

"Blech! Tastes like Americans."

Kakashi places both hands onto his mask. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura look carefully, closely.

"Okay then," Kakashi says coolly, " here…I…GOGOGO!"

Kakashi pulls down the mask!

Only to reveal….ANOTHER MASK with a red-ink drawing of a mouth!

"AAAAHHH! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF," Naruto yelps, while pulling Sakura's hair.

"OW, NARUTO," Sakura squeals, pushing off Naruto from her back. Kakashi looks over at Sasuke, who is still kneeling. His hands are shaking before him. His mouth…wide open, as well as his eyes.

"Sasuke," Kakashi says with a tad bit of fear. Sakura and Naruto turn to face Sasuke.

"Are you okay Sasuke," Sakura says panicky, while kneeling beside him. Sasuke's face drowns into a deep, white paleness. He then crashes to the floor.

"Not again," Kakashi says with his hand on his forehead.

"Fainted…not the first time this has happened. I think I did a damn good job drawing this mouth. What do you think?"

"Kakashi-sensei, this is not the time to comment on your artistic abilities," Sakura screams, as Naruto and she picks up Sasuke from the floor.

"Let's go take him to him so he can rest….NOW!"

"As you wish," Kakashi says.