(A/N: Hi! This one-shot type story is about Roxas trying to make Easy Mac. Enjoy! R&R)
Roxas was starving! The only thing he could find that wasn't moldy was a little cup of Easy Mac. But he didn't know how to make it. So he called his friend Axel.
"Hi Axel! I'm really hungry. I can't make Easy Mac, so can you come over and help me?" Roxas asked.
"Dude, you're so stupid! There's directions right on the side!" Axel yelled. He hurt Roxas's ears...
"But they were scratched off..." Roxas whined.
"Fine. I'll come over to help you make Easy Mac because you're retarded..." Axel said.
"Yay! Thanks!" Roxas said.
They both hung up. A couple minutes later, Axel just walked in Roxas's house.
"Hey, I'm here to help you make mac now!" Axel yelled when he walked in.
"Yay!" Roxas exclaimed.
"Hmm…" Axel said as he picked up the cup of Easy Mac to inspect it.
"Hurry, Axel! I'm starving!" Roxas whined.
"Umm… okay. First, you should go to the sink and get some water in it?" Axel guessed.
"Okay…" Roxas walked over to the sink and filled the cup to the brim with tepid water.
"Umm… put it in the microwave for… 5 minutes?" Axel guessed again.
Roxas did that. In a few seconds, the boiling water started to go over the top of the cup. "AHH! THE MICROWAVES GONNA EXPLODE AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Roxas screamed.
"NO YOU RETARD! JUST TAKE IT OUT AND DUMP SOME WATER INTO THE SINK!" Axel screamed back.
Roxas opened the microwave. Steam went into his face. He tried to touch the Easy Mac, but it just about burned his hand off. "OWIEEEEEEE!" he screamed.
Axel sighed. He rolled his eyes and took the burning hot Easy Mac out of the microwave. The heat didn't bother Axel. He dumped some water into the sink and put it back in the microwave.
"I'm bored." Roxas declared after about 30 seconds.
"Sing a song, then." Axel replied.
"SPARKLE, SPARKLE, LITTLE AIRPLANE! HOW I WONDER HOW YOU FLY! UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH! LIKE AN *SS HOLE IN THE SKY! SPARKLE, SPARKLE, LITTLE AIRPLANE! HOW I WONDER HOW YOU FLY!" Roxas screeched more than sang.
"Wow. Where'd you learn that song?" Axel asked, staring in surprise at his younger friend.
"Seifer sang it once," Roxas replied innocently.
"Darn that kid…" Axel grumbled.
About 10 seconds later, the microwave started beeping.
"AHH! A TIME BOMB! RUN! HIDE!" Roxas yelled.
"Wtf Roxas? It's the dang MICROWAVE!" Axel yelled back.
"Oh." Roxas said, visually calming down.
Axel took the Easy Mac out of the microwave. "heeeere you go!" he said.
"Yay!" Roxas grabbed a spoon and stuffed a spoonful of the mac in his mouth. "Mmm- BARF! HEY, THIS IS ALL HARD AND CRUNCHY! AND IT's NOT AT ALL CHEESY!"
Axel picked out a noodle. "Nope, this isn't right…" He took the spoon from Roxas and started stirring it. He found the package of powder cheese.
"You know what, forget this…" Axel said. He chucked the mac into the trash can. "Let's just go to McDonald's."
"Ooh! Can I get a happy meal?" Roxas asked, clearly excited.
"Sure thing, kid." Axel replied.
(A/N: Now my weird one-shot type thing is over! Well, I hope you enjoyed Roxas's blondness. I didn't have to think much… a lot of things I would say LOL! Thanks to Doodle for giving me the idea! ^_^ Bye bye for now! Until my next fic! Please review!)