First fanfic that I post. Be nice :P and sorry for all the mistakes that might be in here!

Disclaimer: I, obviously, don't own iCarly, because if I did, Seddie would happen more often and Carly won't be jealous or anything, because she'd be with some hot guy. Just to keep her happy. xD

1. Spencer has a date

Hey.

My name is Sam.

I'm supposed to write the story of my life here, but it would be too long. And I hate writing, so I'm going to talk about my first kiss. Well, not exactly first kiss, but the first one that actually meant something to me.

Surprisingly I kissed with the same guy from my first kiss.

Freddie or as I like to call him: the nub.

Yeah, we have this kind of love/hate relationship. For me is, well, was only hate, but I guess I was wrong since I kissed him back. Crap. I shouldn't saying this, I'm talking too much and I don't wanna tell you everything before I actually start the story.

So, here it comes.

It all began a sunday afternoon. I was at Carly's. Calry is my best friend, so I'm almost always at her house. She lives with her brother, Spencer. He's pretty cool. Lucky us we don't have parental problems there. He's a bit crazy and does all kind of sculptures. He's an artist. So, their house is also pretty cool!

Anyway, back to my story.

I was sitting on their couch watching some kind of reality show that didn't interest me. I was waiting for Girly Cow. I love that show.

Anyway, I was starting to be bored and Carly wasn't there with me. She was on a date with some football player from school. Dan, I think. He's pretty hot.

So,I decided to eat some ham. I LOVE HAM! But they hadn't any! I was a bit dissapointed. Carly as my best frind should have enough ham for me!

I looked for any other meat product...Bacon! That's good.

Right then Spencer came from his room dressed with a tuxedo.

"Hey kiddo." He said.

"Sup." I replied from the other side of the table where they have their computer.

"Not much."

"Why are you wearing that tux again?"

"You know the girl, Veronica, that I dated, right?" He asked. Of course I knew her and I knew, too, that she only dated him because of that silly and moronic tuxedo.

"Sure. The plastic or paper woman."

"Yeah, well she has a friend that loves tuxedos, too! Isn't that great!" He smiled full of hope, waiting me to say that he was right.

"Well, it is, if you're ready to take a shower with that thing." I answered. Maybe he would have to sleep with that, too, if that chick loved tuxes as much as her plastic or paper friend.

"Don't smash my hopes of a new relationship with a nice and hot woman down." He said seriously, but I kew that he was kidding. When you're his little sister's best friend and stay at his house at least three nights per week, you end up knowing him too well.

"Then good luck!...I guess." I smiled akwardly.

Spencer was about to leave when...

"Hey guys, can I- Where's Carly?" Freddork opened the door like it was his own house. And the first he talked about was Carly. What a surprise. Yeah, I'm being sarcastic. It's always Carly and Carly and Carly again. I feel...sa-annoyed! Yeah, that! I don't feel dissapointed when he talks about Carly...right? Of course! I don't feel anything towards the dork!

Well that's what I thought! ...Stupid me.

"She has a date." I answered like I didn't care and concentrate again at my bacon.

"With who?" He asked. Holy crap, he's annoying! I wanted to yell: ' Not with you! You silly stupid and moronic nub! So stop asking!'. But instead I said:

"Dan from the football team." I saw Freddie wanting to reply at this, maybe with some:' But he's a jerk!'. But Spencer joined the conversation.

"Well guys, I'm going to my own date."

"A date?" Freddifer looked at him half curious half smiling as if Spencer had won a medal or something. Guys.

"Yeah, with the hot friend of Veronica."

"The one that dated you because of the tux?" No, the one that dated him, because she thought he was bigfoot. Stupid Fredwad.

"Yep."

"That's why you're wearing it again?" Spencer nodded."But you're dating her friend not Veronica..."

"Well, the tow love tuxedos. I think both are in a tuxedo love club..." He said thinking.

"That's creppy." I joined their conversation.

"Oh, no." He said while he moved one hand in front of him gesturing that it didn't matter."Well, guys. Have fun!" He headed to the door and opened it.

"Yeah, fun with the nub..." I muttered and rolled my eyes.

Spencer closed the door and opened it again really fast.

"Oh, and Sam, don't kill Freddie or cause him pain." He was about to close the door, but changed his mind and opened it again."And please, guys, don't set my house in flames. Finally he closed the door.

And I was alone with the dork.

Alone...What will happen? No one knows, not even me xD

I'll think of something ^^

Oh, and REVIEW! You know you want! :D

ps: I know there wasn't so much Seddie...but I needed an introduction! You'll see that more Seddie will happen next chapter :D

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