Carly and Sam were jumping up and down in the iCarly studio; Sam was turning in circles and Carly was eating a carrot.

"Hey, I'm Carly."
"And I'm Sam."

"And this is iCarly," The best friends said in unison.

"The only web show where you can learn to speak in an angry French accent… "

"…and waddle like a penguin." The two girls waddled around each other for a few seconds saying, "waddle, waddle, waddle."

"This week we have a new segment on iCarly," said Carly.

"Sibling rivalry!" the girls said in unison.

Sam narrated, "Today we are going to take a look back at a moment in Carly's childhood. Back to a time when there was conflict in the Shay household and Carly wasn't little miss perfect. Also, to guest star as a younger version of himself, we have Spencer!" Sam pressed the applause button on the remote and backed away.

Carly and Spencer were dressed like kids at a table, coloring with crayons. Carly was chewing gum and coloring a dinosaur. It was pink, and Carly has done a very good job of coloring inside the lines. Spencer, on the other hand, was doing an atrocious job of coloring inside the lines. He was coloring a rocket ship going to the moon, and was doing so furiously, like he was on a mission. Moments later Spencer enthusiastically held it up and yelled in a high pitched voice, "Finished! How do you think it looks?"

"It looks stupid," sneered Carly, "my dinosaur is way cooler."

Spencer felt bad; but then Sam walked up to the table. She was wearing an apron and had her hair tied up. This had the effect of making her seem even more intimidating. However, when she spoke she sounded kind and encouraging.

"Carly! Don't be mean to your brother. I think it's an awesome rocket ship Spencer." She gave Spencer a hug and walked away.

"Ha!" said Spencer, it is cool."

"She's just saying that to make you feel better because you're a baby. It's not really good."

Spencer frowned and hung his head, being a sad kid who wished his rocket ship was good enough for his mom. But then a smile flashed across his face. He had spotted a pair of pink kiddy scissors on the table, and a mischievous idea popped into his head. He grabbed the scissors while little Carly was busy coloring.

Spencer got up and announced, "Well I guess I'll go play with my blocks since I am so bad at coloring!"

Spencer got up deviously and began to walk away, but he suddenly turned to Carly, grabbed some of her hair, and snipped off a lock with the pink scissors.

Carly grabbed her hair and screamed, "Mom!!!" Sam came running in. "Carly, what happened?!" she exclaimed.

"Spencer cut my hair!"

"What?! You are in so much trouble mister! Here Carly, let me take a look at it."

Carly sat there silently, almost in tears.

Sam was looking through Carly's hair, "Here here, it doesn't look too bad, we'll just have to go get a haircut tomorrow, now won't that be fun?"

"No," Carly whined.

"Well you need it now," Sam glared at Spencer, "let me go make the appointment." Sam walked away.

"Why did you do that?" asked Carly.

"Because you made fun of my drawing," said Spencer, "now I can make fun of your hair."

Carly glared at him for a second; then she jumped up and stuck the gum she had in her mouth in Spencer's hair.

"No!" Spencer screamed, "Dad! Carly stuck gum in my hair!"

Freddie came in wearing a navy uniform with two silver bars pinned on his shoulders. "What happened?" Freddie looked down and saw Carly smiling and Spencer poking at something in his hair, "Oh fudge, and you have picture day tomorrow, too." Freddie looked perturbed as he looked at the pink glob on top of Spencer's hair. "You'll be okay, let me go find something to get that out, and could you please be nice when I'm gone?" Freddie walked out of the room.

"You're mean!" Spencer yelled.

"So are you!" retorted Carly.

"But you put gum in my hair!"

"Well you cut mine off!"

The children vivaciously jumped out of their chairs and continued yelling until Sam and Freddie came stomping back in.

"Shut up!" yelled Sam.

Everyone looked at Sam and went silent.

"Now what's going on?" she asked calmly.

"She put gum in my hair!" Spencer yelled and pointed at Carly.

"Yeah, but he cut my hair off!" Carly screamed.

"Carly, you shouldn't have put gum in Spencer's hair," she said sweetly. But then she turned towards Spencer and raised her voice, "Spencer, never have a pair of scissors within a yard of a girl's hair again! Unless you become a stylist," she added.

Freddie noticed how Sam had decided to direct her anger at Spencer rather than Carly. He spoke to his wife, "Why are you being meaner to Spencer when they both messed up each other's hair? You should treat them the same, they were only being children."

"No, it's worse because girls' hair is more important than guys'."

"Honey, that is not true," Freddie was almost offended, "you should treat them the same. One's hair is just as important as the others'."

Now Sam confronted Freddie, "No. It's not."

Freddie held his ground, "Yes. It is."

"Carly's hair is much more important than Spencer's!" Sam yelled.

"Don't be such a child!" Freddie yelled back. The two kept bickering but Carly could only make out a few words like 'immature', 'dolphin', 'dork', and 'Carly will never love you'.

"Why are mommy and daddy arguing like this?" said Spencer, back to using his grown up voice.

Carly sat there smiling for a minute, but both she and Spencer got more annoyed as the argument progressed. Spencer then clumsily tried to get up from his kiddy chair while saying, "Ok, it's time for you two to stop fighti….." but then he tripped and bumped into Freddie. Freddie fell onto Sam and they both fell onto the floor; Freddie's lips met Sam's as they descended. Then there was an awkward silence as Freddie lay on top of Sam in the middle of the iCarly studio.

A/N: So how did you guys like Sam and Freddie's first kiss since the one they had on the balcony? I started coming up with the ideas for this story after the episode iKiss came on. I thought of how I might make an episode that would continue the story of the various characters' relationships, so this is what I came up with (as this would be similar to the length of an episode or two don't expect 100 chapters). A few interesting facts: I got the ideas from the gum in hair/cutting sister's hair from my own life. When I was young I cut my sister's hair and (not immediately afterwards) she once put gum in my hair. And yes, it was the day before picture day.