Impostor
At the School Bus Stop
Axel: Hey Roxas, are you going to the 'Random Summer Dance' this weekend?
Roxas: Yeah, why?
Axel: You want me to pick you up at 6?
Roxas: I'm going with Namine, you perv! *Runs off*
Axel: Dammit...
Demyx's House
Zexion: Are we still going to the dance this weekend?
Demyx: Duh! My band is the one providing the music!
Zexion: Oh good... I was hoping Roxas wouldn't be the DJ again. *sigh*
Demyx: After what happened last time, the school won't even allow him near the DJ booth.
Zexion: I think that's for the best.
Riku's house
Sora: Riku! Take me to the dance this weekend!
Riku: Can't. I have poker with Luxord.
Sora: He doesn't know how to play poker. He barely knows how to play go fish!
Riku: But his weapons are cards...
Sora: That means nothing!
Riku: *Rubs hands together* Easy winnings for me!
Marluxia/Larxene's House
Marluxia: Larxene, are you almost done in there? *Waiting for the bathroom*
Larxene: My antenna aren't staying up!
Marluxia: Want me to help?
Larxene: Could you?
Marluxia: *Bursts open door* Give me the hair gel you're using.
Larxene: *hands him the bottle*
Marluxia: *Stares at the bottle in horror* Do you have your contacts in?
Larxene: No, why?
Marluxia: You weren't using hair gel. *Mild laugh*
Larxene: What was I using, then?
Marluxia: *Throws bottle back* Later, babe.
Larxene: AAHHHHH!
(This can be taken anyway you please)
At the Dance
Kuramu: Any plans for this dance, oh Eddie-Chan?
Eddie: First off, don't call me that. Second off, yes, follow me. *Runs off to the bathroom to change*
In some closet
Roxas: *Tied up and gagged* Et ee ger! (Let me go!)
Cloaked person: See ya, later *Shuts door*
On the Dance Floor
Sora: This is boring!
Axel: Tell me about it...
Sora: It's boring because Riku isn't here!
Axel: I didn't mean to actually tell me about it.
Sora: What's the point of saying it then?
Axel: Oh, look there's Zexion! Later kid! *Runs away*
Sora: Nobody likes me... *Wibble*
Hallway
Roxas: This wig is too tight!
Kuramu: Then why are you wearing it?
Roxas: It's part of the plan, remember?
Kuramu: Stop complaining then!
Roxas: No! I have to get into character!
Kuramu: Ugh...
Near the punch bowl
Axel: In your usual place, I see.
Zexion: I have to make sure the drinks aren't spiked!
Axel: Who would ever do that in this high school? *Sarcastic*
Zexion: Right...
Axel: Have you seen Roxas?
Zexion: He's over there by Kuramu and Namine. *points*
Axel: Thanks! *Runs off again*
Roxas: I'm sorry Namine. You just freak me out. The thought of you changing my memories just to like you is a turn off.
Namine: But I didn't! *Cries and Runs off towards Kairi*
Kuramu: You're evil.
Roxas: I learned from the best.
Axel: *Just got there* Who, me?
Roxas: *Whispers to Kuramu* Not part of the plan!
Kuramu: *Whispers back* Just go with it!
Roxas: *To Axel* No, Kuramu here.
Axel: Since when did you hang around Eddie's personal Nobody assistant?
Roxas: Well, it all started when... *Tells long story*
Axel: *Eye twitch* Dude...
Roxas: I know.
Hallway Near a Closet
Marluxia: Stop it Larx! Your tickling me!
Closet: *Muffled yelling*
Larxene: *Stops what she's doing* Do you hear that?
Marluxia: Is that Roxas?
Larxene: Let's see, shall we? *Opens Door*
Marluxia: I was correct! What do I win? *Acts like he's on 'Let's Make a Deal'*
Larxene: The privilege to untie Roxas! *Game show Model hand gesture*
Marluxia: Okay! *Unties Roxas*
Roxas: *Pulls out the gag from his mouth* Thanks guys.
Larxene: How did you end up in a closet?
Marluxia: *Giggles* He came out of the closet!
Roxas: Shut up, Mar!
Dance floor
Kuramu: And that's how I met Eddie.
Axel: That's...
Roxas: Bizarre?
Axel: Yes.
Roxas: Stop impostor! *Runs in from the hallway*
Roxas (Impostor): I'm not the impostor you are!
Roxas: Oh yeah?
Roxas (Impostor): I'll tell you who I am if you...
Roxas: If I what?
Roxas (Impostor): *Whisper's in Roxas's ear*
Roxas: What!
Kuramu: Do it, little man. *Glare of doom*
Roxas: Fine... Axel, can I have this dance?
Axel: You want to dance with me? *Puppy eyes*
Roxas: No, but I'm being forced... *Grabs Axel's arm and takes him to the middle of the dance floor*
Demyx: *Starts playing a slow dance*
Axel: Thanks Eddie!
Eddie: *Pulls off the Roxas wig* No problem!
After the dance
Roxas: You knew all along?
Axel: Only to increase the fun!
Eddie: Boys stop fighting and kiss already! *Is holding popcorn*
Kuramu: It would save us loads of time, we have to get back to our other match making. *Steals some popcorn*
Axel: Okay! *Leans in*
Roxas: I hate you Eddie! *Kisses Axel*
The end!
Or is it?
At Riku's Poker game
Riku: Haha! I beat two old men! *Won 10000 Munny*
Luxord: Shut up and go celabrate with Sora... *Lost 5000 Munny*
Vexen: Why? How? Did I just lose? *Lost 5000 Munny*