Author's notes: I don't own! You can't haz! Rated M for crude humor. Pairings for you to pick and choose as they aren't implied in this story. This was written for a personal skill building with a former writing group I was in to help with my problems with dialogue. This is unbetaed and is posted as is thanks to my laziness. I hope you enjoy!

FOR THE LOVE OF FUZZY BUNNIES!

'Hey Heero! Heero! Yo! Heero? You alive in there or are you sleeping with your eyes open?'

'...hnnn...'

'Oh come on Heero, I'm not bothering you… Much...'

'...HN!'

'Seriously. Are your shorts strangling the danglies? You gotta get that fixed man. This pissy attitude of yours sucks.'

'..mer...'

'Ha! Yuy. You need a vocabulary. If you don't start talking, I'm going to start making up translations.'

'... grrr...'

'Duo? Don't you think you've bothered Heero enough for now?'

'Q! Mary, Jesus, and Joseph am I glad to see you! Decent conversation here I come. I swear I'm about to start calling Heero Grunts, Chang Snorts, and Trowa Stares. Kinda like those kid stories… Uh Wynken, Blynken, and Nod. That's all they ever do.'

'Duo. Are you sure you want to risk not only your life, but your braid too?'

'Quatre! Aren't YOU tired of talking to three brick walls? I mean… Sure. They can convey a lot of emotion in grunts, snorts, and sneers, but you'd think they were lacking education with the way they don't talk.'

'Duo. I believe Chang's brow is starting to twitch and you know that vein is popping. I suggest you not insult his education...'

'Aw Q. You know he's not ready to skin me just yet. I think he likes daydreaming about it though. Hn… I hope he doesn't fap to the thought of stra… Oh shit!'

'Maxwell… Are you seriously talking about my sexual practices as if I'm not in the room with you?'

'Uh...heheheh. Chang… Uh. I told you all that I'm going to start making up my own translations about your silences and uh… Heheheh. You seem to be brooding heavily...'

'Retreating will not save you from my wrath Maxwell. There are certain things that are not conversation worthy and you continuously cross that line.'

'No harm Chang. They're just words and Q seriously isn't getting a mental image of you masturbating to… Q! Quit giving us that Buddha smile. It's creepy!'

'Maxwell… Winner… I'm feeling gracious today, but I will get my revenge on you both at my leisure.'

'Wow Quatre… What an ass. And I'm not talking about firm butt cheeks either.'

'What did you expect Duo? You constantly bait them and they will react.'

'Yeah. I know. It's the only thing I can do to make them resemble humans instead of furniture. I mean Tro over there has done nothing but blink at us even with Chang trying to kill us.'

'Oh Duo. You know neither Heero nor Trowa would allow Wu Fei to harm us… much… We are needed for the war after all.'

'For the love of fuzzy bunnies Q! There's more to life than waiting for a mission and the chance to blow shit up.'

'I know Duo. They'll relax some day, but for now, we need them as they are. Fuzzy bunnies aren't winning the war after all.'

'I know Q. You're right. I just don't like it.'

'Me neither Duo. Me neither.'