AN: This is a goofy little story I had an idea for after watching the part in Monsters Inc. where one of the monsters fails to scare a six year old girl assigned to him, and the door is destroyed as a result. This is a sort of What if story where that "six year old" is Nessie. It's also slightly spoofing my…uh, distaste, for all the (you know what) in Breaking Dawn.
Small text=Nessie whispering
Neisse PoV
Most of the time, I love my vampire enhanced senses.
This wasn't one of those times.
Ever since I was old enough to understand what was going on in the next room, I have done my utmost to fall asleep as quickly as possible before… you know… IT starts up.
If you're a kid and you've read the last book in our series BREAKING DAWN (OR TRIED TO) you'll probably know what I'm talking about.
You know… when my parents (Bella and Edward as you might know them) start to do… **whisper** you know what. And no, I'm NOT goanna clarify! Figure it out!
Uh… anyway, it was one of those nights, when I wake up when my parents are still…going at it.
Anyway, I was trying to stuff my pillow in my ear when I heard something in my closet. I sat up, my attempts at distraction temporarily forgotten.
Sure enough, something was something moving inside my gigantic closet.
There was also a strange, unfamiliar smell emanating from beneath the door. I leaned forward.
The door opened.
From my closet emerged an enormous… thing.
The creature was reptilian, with enormous fangs and eyes.
It raised its arms and roared.
Now, I'm not saying I wasn't scared. YOU try having something like that jump out at you while you're in bed, and not be at least a little scared.
That being the case however, I grew up in a household full of vampires and werewolves, and I'm a human-vampire hybrid myself.
So, instead of shrieking in mindless terror like some damsel in distress, I did what any self-respecting member of our household would do.
I sprang into a fighting stance and hissed.
To my surprise, the creature yelped and scrambled away.
Hardly thinking, I ran after him, and bolted right through the closet door after him… and stopped dead in my tracks.
Instead of the interior of my closet, I was standing in a giant factory, filled with strage, hideous creatures.
All of whom were staring at me.
"Crap."
Then, ALL the creatures started screaming. And running around in circles. And throwing their pappers up in the air.
I chose that moment to slip back into my room. Just as I stepped back inside, the factory vanished, becoming the interior of my closet again.
I opened and closed the door several times really fast, just to be sure.
Sure enough, it was just a giant closet again.
And my parents were STILL doing it!
I promised myself to ask Emmet to help me wreak a terrible vengeance on them tomorrow with one of his "super pranks".
In the meantime, sleeping on the roof was looking better and better.