"Kyaaa~!" Shouted Eridan as he slapped his hand down on his beeping alarm clock, "I am going to be late for school desu!"
Eridan burst from his bed, already dressed in his school uniform. He took a moment to look at himself in the mirror before rushing downstairs for breakfast and thought, "This skirt is so short. It barely even hides my bulge!*blushu* v_v" *Extreme close up panty shot*
By the time he had entered the dinning room, he had already wasted too much time! School was staring in 10 minutes!
"Kyaaaaa!" Shouted Eridan once more as he grabbed a piece of toast and bit into the corner. He rushed out the door at full speed.
He made it to school just in time, and as he approached the school doors, sweaty and windy, he saw his big time crush, Sollux! Sollux was the most handsome, popular boy in school. Everyone wanted to kissu him. "He is soooo dreamy!" Thought Eridan loudly as his cheeks blushed cherry blossom pinku. Just then, Sollux flipped his hair and looked towards Eri-chan! But just as Sollux looked at him, there was a big gust of wind and Eridan's skirt flew up!
"Ah! My pnatsu!" shouted Eridan. "I am impure, Sollux will never make me his wwaifu noww! Wweh desu!"
"I do not care about that." Replied Sollux without a lisp whatsoever.
"Really?" replied Eridan.
"I am more concerned about the fact that you have legs growing where your arms should be, and arms growing where your legs should be!"