This is a three chapter story for the London 2012 Olympic Games. What happens if the Happy Tree Friends we all know and love were participating? Let's read on!

Happy Tree Friends belongs to MondoMedia. If it belonged to me, I'd make Flaky a lesbian.

Let The Pains Begin!

The London 2012 Olympic Games begins! The Happy Tree Friends enter the arena! They are ready to win!

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Russell is standing upon the diving platform, ready to dive into the Olympic swimming pool. He dives and he strikes a pose. Unfortunately, it is not the right pose; Russell does the belly-flop landing in the water. This results in the water feeling like concrete as he lands in, thus leading to Russell experiencing immense pain. Nevertheless, he tries to swim, but he can't. The poor, light-blue otter is paralysed. Consequently, Russell drowns in a pool of blood and chlorine.

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Pop is standing before a horizontal pole suspended by two tall vertical poles. He is about to the do the long jump. He proceeds to run until he reaches a certain distance. Next, he brings the long pole he is carrying to the ground in one of its small, flat surfaces. Sadly, the pole lands on Cub, who crawled out to see his father perform from a better position while no one was looking; Pop forgot to hire a babysitter. The pole impales the poor little brown bear in the beanie through the head, neck and body, and out through the anus. Pop doesn't even notice his own son's demise despite the loud squishy noise generated by the impact, the blood making contact with various parts of his body and gasps of pure horror and the booing and hissing coming from the audience. However, this particular action impairs Pop's performance; he ultimately fails to reach his desired minimum height and he is decapitated by the pole he was meant to jump over.

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Handy is about to throw the hammer. He walks over to the handle connected to the heavy ball via chain. Before the orange beaver reaches out to grab the handle so he could throw the hammer, Splendid flies by in hot pursuit of Lifty and Shifty, who have just robbed a bank. Splendid emits a laser from each of his eyes as he flies over Handy, amputating the beaver at the elbows in the process. Handy goes his signature annoyed grunt. That was the fifteenth time since they arrived in England Splendid has amputated Handy. Turning a blind eye to the reality that he is bleeding profusely, Handy picks up the handle with his teeth and starts to swing. However, the beaver slips in his own blood and the ball lands on top of him, crushing his organs and the rest of his blood out of him.

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Disco Bear is on the running tracks. Despite his overconfidence, the orange bear with the golden afro is coming in last and the participant running in second last is miles ahead of him. Disco Bear is just too lazy and unfit to continue, but he simply will not give up as he wants to impress the ladies, all of whom are indifferent towards him. Disco Bear collapses all of a sudden. Next thing you know, Lifty and Shifty drive by in their van, running over Disco Bear in the process. Splendid flies after them; his laser vision cutting poor Disco Bear to shreds as he sails above the orange bear with the golden afro. Meanwhile, Lifty and Shifty passes every single athlete out on the track and are the first to cross the finish line. Fortunately for the athletes, Lifty loses control of the vehicle and they somehow manage to exit the arena without causing any damage. They finally crash into a lorry outside the complex where the Olympics are held, since Lifty is driving on the wrong side of the road. As it is a big lorry, Lifty and Shifty's van is flattened upon impact, flattening the green raccoon twins as well. Back at the arena, Splendid crashes into a wall, which is made of kryptonite for some reason. This leads to the flying blue squirrel's demise.

I will do the other Happy Tree Friends characters in the next two chapters. If you have any suggestions on what activities the characters I have not written yet should partake in, please write them in your review. I don't know much about the Olympics, even though this year they are being held in England and England is closer to Ireland, where I live, than it is to any other country. So suggestions on activities will be appreciated.

None of my OCs will be in this. I'm just letting you guys know that.