I watched them, the two of them together – happy. Good for them they deserve each other.
Who?
Roxas and Axel. The newest lovebirds of the castle.
Look don't get me wrong, It's not like I'm spying on them or anything they just happen to be passing my window like normal people.
Chyeah. Like normal people making out.
It's like a train wreck, don't wanna look but you just gotta.
It's horrifying. I can't pull my eyes away.
Yet… I wish it were me in his place, me in his warm loving embrace.
But I can't. After all… we're just friends and he's found someone just for him.
While I watch and wish…alone
Alone and yearning for someone I can never have.
I guess I'll always watch from the sidelines now.
And right now I feel like drinking a casket of beer and then regret it later just like Luxord.
"You coming or not kid?" I can hear Xigbar's voice amidst the sound of nothing.
Nothing but the two outside my window.
"Yeah sure! Gimme a minute!" Calling back I turn away from the scene outside the pane of glass while I step outside the door and breath deeply.
"You saw them too?" My eyes dart to the speaker of the voice – Zexion.
When I tell him yes he just nods sympathetically. We make small talk for a few minutes before Xigbar starts yelling for me to hurry up or I'm not getting any French fries.
While saying goodbye to Zexion I start down the stairs two at a time I leave him behind.
Zexion is a nice guy… if you like anti-social that is. I guess he likes to keep to himself and not make trouble for himself. But he's still nice.
But he doesn't seem to care…
"C'mon! We're not getting any older Demyx!"
"Okay! Okay!"
I guess it's to McDonalds for me.
I've got this feeling that's telling me not to go but…
"DEMYX!!!"
XxXxX
Needless to say the trip to McDonalds was a disaster.
Xigbar shot the cashier because she was taking too long (Three minutes), the cash register, and he almost shot the baby behind us because it was bawling really loudly.
And then Larxene stabbed the soda machines so they started to spurt soda and so the manager came outside to see and when he asked what was going on Luxord yelled at him for not having any beer.
And then Saix bit the baby's mother because she slapped him because she thought he was the one who tried to shoot her child. She ran out with her kid screaming something about rabies.
And then Vexen told the entire store that the soda was full of anti-toxins that were poisonous to the human system so everybody was spitting out the soda. (Shows how much they know)
And that's when Marluxia saw the beef patties on the grill. And so he threw the burning hot patty into the manager's face. Sadly enough he didn't miss.
While all this was happening I ran outside knowing how this was going to turn out.
Because this always happens when we go to McDonalds.
Two words: Food fight.
I wish I stayed home with the others. Why did I come?
Oh yeah. The French fries. And to get away from a certain lovesick couple.
XxXxX
And now I'm writing a letter of apology to McDonalds because I just ran outside and watched. It's not my fault…
I mean I didn't do anything.
Okay maybe I stole a fry or two but that's all.
I guess I shouldn't be complaining. After all the others have to do much worse things.
Like Marluxia who has to slaughter poor innocent cows and squish them into patties.
Without puking.
And the others have to work at McDonalds for five months without killing or injuring anybody.
For minimum wage.
I shouldn't laugh, it's mean.
But it's either that or start retching at the sight outside my window.
Yeah. They're still at it.
I've got this urge to throw something heavy at them and yell for them to get a room.
But that would be mean.
Oh look, there goes a shoe. Whoops. Sorry.
Wait- what am I sorry for? I didn't throw it. At least I don't think I did.
Even if I wanted to…
So if not me then who –
"HI ZEXION!!!" Sticking my head out the window, careful not to look towards the rose bushes, I holler up to the shorter member above me.
He turns and walks back inside from the balcony.
I guess that's just his equivalent to 'Get a room'…
I turn my head back around, thankful that someone's knocked some sense into them.
My eyes. AARGH MY EYES. I almost rip the curtains off the rack as I cover the window with new vigor.
Apparently the shoe only encouraged them.
I need to find a hobby that doesn't involve the window.
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So… Whaddaya think? Good? Bad? Funny? Flammable? Disgusting? Pokable? I dunno. I'm just a writer who has really no idea what is going on. I don't know how this is going to turn out. Knowing me it'll probably be a cliché happy ending. And YES I don't need to be sued and YES I don't own KH2. -Shadoom