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Starfox Meets Redwall
It was a normal day on the Great Fox. Fox and Falco were throttling each other, Slippy was prancing around in his new tutu, Rob was trying to upgrade his nerves, and Peppy was stargazing.
Peppy: Slip, whad' I say 'bout losin' things outside the ship?
Slippy: Uh… don't?
Peppy: It was a rhetorical question Slip.
Slippy: What's rhe-ter-icol?
Peppy: annoyed Never mind. What's that thing floatin' towards the ship?
Slippy: It isn't mine. Fox, what's rer-ti-acle?
Fox & Falco: mutters Dumb-ass…
Fox: Let me have a look at it Peppy…looks Peppy, that's a guy… with a purse?
Falco: Rob, catch him in the tractor beam, everyone else, get your phasers ready.
Fox: Hey, I'm the leader!
Falco: SHUT THE H*LL UP!!! I'll make you the leader of my foot when I'm done with you! Starts throttling each other again
Once on board, the floating guy turns out to be a Salamandastron hare.
Hare: Hello sah's and ma'am…
Slippy: HEY!
Hare: Bart Thistledown's the name, wot!
Peppy: mutters Please tell me he's faking that accent…
Bart: Bloomin' bad form, wot wot! I heard that, wot!
Peppy: Oh sh*t…
Bart: Flippin' bad language sah! Wouldn't last a blinkin' minute with a Badger Lord, no sah, wot wot!!
Peppy: STOP WITH THE GODDAMN ACCENT!!!
Suddenly, the tiny head of a mole-babe pops out of Bart's bag.
Mole: Burr aye! Moi naime be's Dinny! Ee use some bad langage, burr aye!
Peppy: collapses twitching Sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t…
Bart: Bad form, wot wot. Hate t'say it, sah, but you use blinkin' words worse then me ole gran' pappy! Did I ever tell you 'bout the time when he swore so loud he made the dibbuns cry, wot? Well, sah…
Peppy: AGHHHH!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!! F***IN' SHUT UP!!!
Bart: My gosh sah! Flippin' worst language I've ever heard, wot! 'Cept fer when me ole gran' pappy burnt 'imself! Worst stream of language I could bear, wot wot!
Peppy: takes out a phaser and points it at Bart If you don't f***in' shut up in the next…
Bart: Bad form sah! Never had one o' those pointed at me in all my years, wot wot! But then there was the time…
Peppy: shoots and kills Bart HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thank God for that!
Dinny: Hurr, ee killed moi friend! Oi'll boite ee and kick ee 'till ee's dead!!!
Peppy: goes insane and blows up the Great Fox
After the Great Fox was destroyed, the only two survivors were Peppy and Dinny. For two years you could see Dinny savagely attacking Peppy and Peppy trying to kill Dinny.
Dinny: Oi's not done wit' ee! You doi!
Peppy: goes insane again and shoves a nova bomb down his own throat and hugs Dinny next to him DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thousands of miles away people could see the explosion of the last of the Starfox crew, and a tiny mole.
The End
Please R&R.
Starfox Meets Redwall
It was a normal day on the Great Fox. Fox and Falco were throttling each other, Slippy was prancing around in his new tutu, Rob was trying to upgrade his nerves, and Peppy was stargazing.
Peppy: Slip, whad' I say 'bout losin' things outside the ship?
Slippy: Uh… don't?
Peppy: It was a rhetorical question Slip.
Slippy: What's rhe-ter-icol?
Peppy: annoyed Never mind. What's that thing floatin' towards the ship?
Slippy: It isn't mine. Fox, what's rer-ti-acle?
Fox & Falco: mutters Dumb-ass…
Fox: Let me have a look at it Peppy…looks Peppy, that's a guy… with a purse?
Falco: Rob, catch him in the tractor beam, everyone else, get your phasers ready.
Fox: Hey, I'm the leader!
Falco: SHUT THE H*LL UP!!! I'll make you the leader of my foot when I'm done with you! Starts throttling each other again
Once on board, the floating guy turns out to be a Salamandastron hare.
Hare: Hello sah's and ma'am…
Slippy: HEY!
Hare: Bart Thistledown's the name, wot!
Peppy: mutters Please tell me he's faking that accent…
Bart: Bloomin' bad form, wot wot! I heard that, wot!
Peppy: Oh sh*t…
Bart: Flippin' bad language sah! Wouldn't last a blinkin' minute with a Badger Lord, no sah, wot wot!!
Peppy: STOP WITH THE GODDAMN ACCENT!!!
Suddenly, the tiny head of a mole-babe pops out of Bart's bag.
Mole: Burr aye! Moi naime be's Dinny! Ee use some bad langage, burr aye!
Peppy: collapses twitching Sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t…
Bart: Bad form, wot wot. Hate t'say it, sah, but you use blinkin' words worse then me ole gran' pappy! Did I ever tell you 'bout the time when he swore so loud he made the dibbuns cry, wot? Well, sah…
Peppy: AGHHHH!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!! F***IN' SHUT UP!!!
Bart: My gosh sah! Flippin' worst language I've ever heard, wot! 'Cept fer when me ole gran' pappy burnt 'imself! Worst stream of language I could bear, wot wot!
Peppy: takes out a phaser and points it at Bart If you don't f***in' shut up in the next…
Bart: Bad form sah! Never had one o' those pointed at me in all my years, wot wot! But then there was the time…
Peppy: shoots and kills Bart HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thank God for that!
Dinny: Hurr, ee killed moi friend! Oi'll boite ee and kick ee 'till ee's dead!!!
Peppy: goes insane and blows up the Great Fox
After the Great Fox was destroyed, the only two survivors were Peppy and Dinny. For two years you could see Dinny savagely attacking Peppy and Peppy trying to kill Dinny.
Dinny: Oi's not done wit' ee! You doi!
Peppy: goes insane again and shoves a nova bomb down his own throat and hugs Dinny next to him DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thousands of miles away people could see the explosion of the last of the Starfox crew, and a tiny mole.
The End
Please R&R.