Hey guys! Raiden here and I'm versing CaptainClipy in a Randomness battle! Basically it'll work like this: We each have a turn to write a paragraph of something and you guys can send in challenges or a plot of some sort. You guys also get to vote for who you think won that particular chapter. And now Clipy can say something and kick off this battle with a little paragraph of sorts
Heyo! I'm Clipy! Before we begin, I thought I'd tell you readers how to tell us apart in each chapter. I'll be talking in 'bold', whereas Raiden will be talking in regular text. Anyway, let's get this thing started! *Unicorns take position* Raiden, you ready? *Doesn't get an answer but begins anyway*
Are you sure your birthday is a bearded dragon? I mean, my non-existent Mohawk is a little hungry for our flesh, and- *Burps ABC's* -my bones probably can't handle too many pinecones, not to mention my pant-less brother who's in bed, probably sleeping a beautiful rock and roll song with Jellybean Partypants Junior the whatchamacallhim. By the way, Buttercup the Tyrannosaurus rex lost her walking stick the other day, causing a lot of trouble with a hairy creature that makes me laugh every time I hear someone say "alot".
Well I'll be darned Felicity, I say this man is very random. Felicity? Felicity! *Runs over to stuffed bear* Felicity! You've spilled tea all over our dog! Now he can't eat his favourite pizza! How dare you! You deserve a fish! *slaps with fish* Hiya! Take that! Fish-fu! *Chicken flies down from ceiling* *proceeds to poop on everything* Oh and by the way Felicity, Johnson has come to see your prized underwear, for a survey he's conducting on the research of atoms in chocolate, with a friend as well, who hates him. Ohyes, I almost forgot, the youths have told me that your quest for biscuits is not over, and that you should carry on with your journey down the backwards river.
REMEMBER TO VOTE OR A UNICORN WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS!