A little, humorous story I came up with. Wondered what Kaiba's going to do teaching a bunch of kindergarteners. Hope that this story will be enjoyable! (Not for him though) XD
Enjoy!
Kaiba and the Classroom of Chaos
Chapter 1
"ROLAND!" The sudden shout coming from the main office which belonged to the infamous CEO of Kaiba Corp scared everyone out of their minds. They all froze in their seats for a short moment, shaking their heads sadly for the poor man who was the young CEO's bodyguard, because from the sound of Kaiba's voice, he did not sound pleased. Not pleased at all.
"Roland, proceed to my office immediately!"
At that note, Roland went scurrying into the office where his boss waited impatiently. He had to hurry for his boss disliked being kept waiting. Roland walked into the office nervously to see that his boss was faced towards the window. Somehow sensing that he had entered, the CEO turned around.
"What is this?" Kaiba demanded, throwing the morning newspaper on to his desk with a hiss.
Roland took the newspaper and skimmed through it, but saw nothing that could have outraged his boss so much. Well, except the article about the cat stuck in the tree, because the young CEO always ranted about stupid cats getting into trees and not being able to get themselves out again. Unfortunately, Roland didn't think that it was the case this time.
"Mr. Kaiba, sir, I don't understand," he instead chose to say, choosing his words very carefully.
The CEO turned to face him, giving him a death glare before yelling once again. "How can you not understand, you imbecile? It is right there in plain sight on the front page!"
Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corporation since he was barely out of his teens. Cold blue eyes that would want to make a person drop dead once seeing them. Brown, chestnut colored hair that makes other teens envy him. Plus, he's the richest man in the city; if not, the country!
"Mr. Kaiba, I still don't understand," Roland said again, exasperated.
"It's on the front page! Look you crazy nut, look!" Kaiba shoved the newspaper into Roland's face.
"All that's on the front page, Mr. Kaiba, is the charity thing you're doing," Roland said, pointing at the article.
"Exactly," Kaiba growled. "When have I ever agreed to this?"
"Sir, you said that you'll do it yesterday afternoon," Roland stuttered slightly.
"Well cancel it. I have better things to do than this. I have a company to take care of followed by the many meetings I have planned. I cannot waste my time doing such petty things," Kaiba explained gruffly, throwing the paper down on his desk only to have it skid across the smooth, polished, dark wood.
"Sir, they're already prepared and you can't back out now. Besides, it will help the company in the long run," Roland stated, and then felt like smacking himself for saying such a thing to his boss, especially when his boss was Seto Kaiba. Even though he was always encouraged to voice his opinion to the CEO, he would usually end up being wrong and receive a very annoyed boss for the rest of the day.
With an emotionless face, Kaiba pointed to the door. "Get out, before I fire you."
With that note, Roland ran out the door, leaving his boss alone while thanking the world that he didn't have to face him anymore.
"Alright children, settle down. All of you come and sit on the carpet. Our guest will be here soon," the teacher announced as she gathered her kindergarten class on to the carpet where they would watch a movie until their 'special guest' arrived. The children sat quietly and watched the movie with all their attention, so wasn't long before a knock was heard at the door.
"Okay children, I bet that's him now. I want all of you to be quiet and give nice, big smiles."
She turned off the movie and made her way to open the door to give a big smile to whoever was there and then gesture the person in to meet the children. As the guest came in there were some "oohs" and "aahs" that came from the kids. The guest however walked in and stood in front of the children, glaring at them. Some students whimpered at the glare he was giving while the teacher remained oblivious of the children's whimpers, and the cold stare.
"Raise your hand if you know who this is," the teacher told the class. A single, small hand went up and the teacher gladly chose that student.
"He's Seto Kaiba. He owns that big gaming company," the small voice said shyly, moving his legs around and pulling them closer to himself with a sheepish smile.
Kaiba glanced at the child who gave the correct answer, only to raise his eyebrows at the child's odd appearance. He had spiky hair with golden bangs, huge amethyst eyes, and very pale skin. Somehow their eyes met and quickly the child dropped his gaze back to the ground to stare at his blue and white shoes.
"That's right, Yugi," the teacher exclaimed happily. "He is also going to be your teacher for the day!" She clasped her hands together excitedly, showing no effort in hiding her overwhelming joy. Kaiba rolled his eyes. Overly happy people were on his hit list. He didn't and couldn't handle the high levels of positivity.
After a while of explaining who he was, the teacher finally sent the children back to their desks to resume their work. As the children were continuing their school work, she turned to Kaiba.
"Here is the attendance and here is the schedule of work that needs to be done today," she stated, handing him the folder. She then turned and called over a student. "This is Ryou. He's going to be your student assistant to help you throughout the day. Isn't that right Ryou?" Ryou nodded his head and then ran off to sit next to Yugi. Ryou had long, white fluffy hair, and chocolate browns eyes. He was just as pale and shy as Yugi.
"No wonder they're friends," Kaiba muttered to himself. Kids. He never could like them. Oh, why did Mokuba and Noah gang up on him like this? He was going to have to deal with Roland about using his brother's to do his work.
"What's that?" the teacher asked.
"Nothing," he said, taking the attendance and list from the teacher. The teacher then smiled and left the classroom after wishing a last good luck to Kaiba. Kaiba waited until she was gone and then turned to the class. "Might as well get it over with," he said to himself dully before walking over to the children.
Kaiba went over, seeing that they were busy with what they were already doing, so he went back to the teacher's desk taking out the attendance. Since he didn't know which child was which, he called Ryou over for some help.
"Ryou!" he called out.
The little white, fluffy haired child came running over. "Yes sir?" he replied in his little childlike voice.
"Can you help with the attendance?" Kaiba asked him.
"Sure! That's why I'm here!" Ryou said excitedly.
"Okay," Kaiba said as he opened the attendance. "I'll say the names, you say if they're here or not. Okay?"
"Yes sir!" Ryou said.
"Alright. Let's begin." He looked at the attendance while Ryou leaned forward on the desk to get a better look at what he was doing.
"Um... is Bakura here?"
"Yep! He's my twin!" Ryou said gleefully and pointed towards Bakura. Kaiba turned his head to see. Sure enough there was Bakura. He had the same white fluffy hair as Ryou, though his was a bit spikier and he had hair that stuck upwards and out like rabbit ears or bat wings. He was also slightly tanned and had a scar running down his face across his eye.
"Oh," was all Kaiba could say, and he turned back to the list to read the next name. "Joey?"
"He's here!" Ryou pointed towards Joey who sat in the corner eating a cookie he must've took from the snack table.
Kaiba nodded his head and checked him off the list. "Is Mai here?"
"Yeah, she's over there." Ryou nodded his head towards Mai. She had long blond hair and was wearing a purple shirt and skirt. He checked her off the list.
"Malik?"
"He's here!" Ryou said.
"Marik?" Kaiba asked again, already getting tired of the attendance.
"He's also here!" Ryou said with the same excitement in his voice.
"Is Noah here?"
"Of course Noah's here! Isn't he your step brother?"
"How did you know that?" Kaiba snapped quickly.
"Oh from people…" Ryou said with a glint in his eyes. Kaiba let it go, not wanting to know what was going on in the boy's head. It seems he'll have to now take extra precautions to get the media out of his personal life. Shaking his head to himself, he continued on with the list.
"Raphael?"
Bathroom!" Ryou said.
"What?" Kaiba asked looking confused.
"He's in the bathroom," Ryou clarified.
"Oh," he said, now feeling slightly stupid. He was really out of it today. "Well how about Rebecca?" he still continued, even though the list had his brain boiling out of frustration.
"She's over there bothering Yugi again," Ryou said looking at Yugi with a frown.
"Ryou? Oh, never mind," Kaiba fixed quickly, trying to ignore the laugh that came out of Ryou's mouth.
"Yeah I'm here! Of course I'm here!"
"Tea?"
"She's here! Also, bothering Yugi..."
"Tristan?" Kaiba asked.
"Also here!"
"Yugi?" Kaiba asked.
"You're so silly. Of course he's here!" Ryou said.
"Sorry, um… Yami Atem?"
"Yep, he's here! He's Yugi's twin."
Kaiba looked up to see Yami. He was also tanned and looked a little older than Yugi. He had three golden streaks up his hair compared to Yugi's, but he looked nowhere as soft and shy as his twin. He sat stiffly at his desk, glaring daggers at the two girls that surrounded Yugi's desk.
"I think that's everyone," Kaiba said closing the attendance.
"Yep, that's everyone!" Ryou said taking the attendance from Kaiba. "I'll take it down to the office." And with that, Ryou ran out of the room grabbing the hall pass on the way out. Kaiba turned back to the class. Seeing that everything was in order, he took out the list the teacher left for him. He began to read what he was supposed to do for the day, and by what he saw he did not like it at all. It read...
School starts at 9:00AM and ends at 2:00PM. So that's 5 hours of school. Lunch time is from 11:30 to 12:00. And right after lunch they get recess which is from 12:00 to 12:30.
"They have one hour for lunch then?" Kaiba thought to himself. He continued to read.
Students who finished their lunch can go outside and play if they want to, but ALL students should be outside for recess at 12:00. No exceptions!
"Wow... She's a tough teacher." Kaiba smirked at that thought and continued to read.
9:00 the students are going to be already working on some drawings, puzzles, art, crafts, writing, or reading. 10:25 they stop and pack up. They don't do anything else until their tables are cleaned (which they should do in five minutes) and Ryou is there to guide you and make sure everything is in order. At 10:30, after they're done tidying up, they take out their writing books that are in the blue bin on the shelf. Ryou will show you where it is when the time comes. They will do their writing until 11:25. Then they start to pack up once more. Malik is in charge of getting those writing books back into the bin and back on the shelf. After that they get their lunch. After they're done eating make sure they clean up wherever they ate their lunch. IT MUST BE CLEAN!
"What a neat freak for a teacher!" Kaiba stopped himself from laughing out loud, but couldn't help but snicker. Unfortunately, he continued to read...
You know what to do for the lunch period and recess. After recess, they all will gather around on the carpet. That's story time. Read them the story Yami Atem will choose for you. Today is his turn to pick the story, DO NOT listen to Bakura if he says otherwise! Read them the story and after that they should go to their desks and write about what they learned from the story. Give them ONE sheet of paper. There are pencils in the drawer if some students do not have one. They write about that until 1:45. COLLECT the SHEETS! I WANT TO SEE THEM ON MY DESK! That sheet is 15% of their grade! Watch Bakura and Malik! Those two will try to burn it!
Ps: check their pockets for matches and any type of weapons!
"What kind of children are these?!" Kaiba thought to himself, disbelief written all over his face. From the corner of his eye, he noticed that Ryou walked into the classroom and went to sit next to Yugi who was finally left alone. Kaiba looked back to the sheet in front of him.
After you get the sheets, get them ready to go home. Parents will come in to get their kids. Make sure NONE of the kids go home alone or out of your sight if their parent/guardian does not show up. Wait until they do. Then, you are free to go back to your job. Thanks!
But there were more still written on the list. Kaiba read them over. It seemed to be a short description of each student to see which one was bad, good, what they do, and what to watch out for. Kaiba looked at it. "What in the world did I get myself into?" he said sadly to himself as he read what was written.
1) Bakura – Evil. He has a lot of weapons that can be found EVERYDAY on him. He's constantly getting into fights and just won't stop until the one he's attacking is dead. He picks on Ryou a lot and there's hatred between him and Yami Atem. They might end up fighting on the ground pulling each other's hair off. Watch out for that. If Bakura starts yelling, call the police.
2) Joey – Wonderful child, sweet and funny. Though he's the joker in the class, he might be having a hard time focusing and doing his work. Don't EVER call him a puppy though, he hates it. Keep him away from the snack table. He could live there if he had the chance. Other than that, he's great!
3) Mai – No trouble with her. She has a strong attitude and might focus it all on anyone who comes next to her. Watch out for that. She's sort of a leader to the children. It's up to her to keep them in order if things get out of order.
4) Marik – He's Malik's twin brother. He's the total opposite of what Malik is. He's good. Don't worry about him too much. Just keep Malik away from him. Malik may influence him into killing someone or stealing.
5) Malik – He's insane. I'll leave it at that. He's Bakura's partner in crime. Whatever I said about Bakura is also said for Malik. Call the cops if either one of them goes out of control.
6) Noah – Don't worry too much about him. He's a loner and I bet since you live with him, you know everything you need to already.
7) Raphael – Don't worry about him either. He doesn't do anything. Literally! The kid will just do nothing all day!
8) Rebecca – Keep her away from Yugi! She might kill him one day. Once she hugged him so tight that Yugi fell unconscious and Yami Atem almost killed her for touching his brother. Keep her away. Call back up if necessary. I'm talking about total Yugi obsession for this girl. Other than that she's fine. Keep her away from Tea too. Those two have a rival thing going on for which one of them can kiss Yugi first. Don't let that happen, or you'll see their dead bodies when Yami Atem is done with them.
9) Ryou – He's the little helper and the most cutest and adorable thing on the planet! He's no trouble at all, but keep him away from Bakura because he likes to pick on Ryou and bully him. Sometimes even beat Ryou up. Watch out for that. Ryou is like an angel, so don't worry.
10) Tea – Like I said for Rebecca, she is also totally obsessed about Yugi. Keep them away from each other and Yugi! Please, I'm begging you!
11) Tristan – He's also a loner. You might see him hanging out with Joey, but he's no problem at all.
12) Yami Atem – He's Yugi's twin. More of a big brother figure for Yugi. He may be carrying a weapon, but won't use it unless needed. Don't give him the opportunity to do that though by keeping Malik and Bakura away from him. Those three hate each other and might kill each other given a problem with them comes up! Other than that, he's a good kid. Don't get on the wrong side of him though, because, then he's not so nice.
13) Yugi – Just like Ryou! He's no problem at all. He may stick to Yami Atem a lot, but don't worry about it. He hangs out with Joey as well, but you don't have to worry. He's not that easily influenced.
GOOD LUCK :)
"Wow... I have the unlucky number thirteen and, there are thirteen students. Oh, why is today FRIDAY!" Kaiba let his head drop into his hands. "Today is going to be a LONG day."
I'm actually gonna make this a two shot, or three... I don't want it being overly long so the other half is gonna be on the next chapter! That's where the real humor starts (hopefully). And, I doubt teachers actually say that about their students too. XD Anyway, hope you enjoyed!
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