Summary: Commission for Rose; Mike and Jeremy aren't very good at this whole parenting thing. [JerMike]

Warnings; none really, but doesn't follow my other fics completely. Just somewhat

So this is an AU I started. It's post Daybreak, but things are a bit different with Mike and Jeremy being together, the toys being magically there, ect. I have the beginning started, but got a bit stuck. But Rose really wanted me to write more, so here's a little something from the middleish. Mark is adopted by Mike and Jeremy, and the two are awful at parenting.

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"Are you sure this is a good idea? Can't we find somewhere to keep him, or hire someone to look after him for the night? This is going to ruin his sleeping schedule..." Mike whined as he held Mark's hand into the pizzaria.

"Mike, relax. The kid doesn't go to school, I don't think it matters. And our schedule is fucked anyway-"

"Mike, Jeremy said a bad word." Mark chimed in, shaking Mike's hand. His Freddy doll was tight in his other hand.

"I know he's really bad at that."

Jeremy huffed. "I'm working on it, okay? Geez..."

He headed for the backroom, still grumbling to himself. Mike rolled his eyes and led Mark towards the office. He needed to grab the tablet, and he'd get the small boy introduced to the animatronics, and then they could waste the shift together. At least, that was the plan but there was a large purple bunny waiting in the office.

"Oh hi Mike! Sorry, someone left something on your desk so I was curious." Bonnie greeted, holding an envelop. He paused, noticing the star-struck child before he gasped. "Is this him? We get to meet him!?"

"Uh, of course? Mark, you remember Bonnie the Bunny right?" Mike picked up the boy, who clutched his stuffed animal. "I take that as a yes. Bonnie, this is Mark. We're still deciding on whose last name to use."

Bonnie grinned. "Can I hold him?"

"You don't let that asshole touch our kid, Mike!" Jeremy called down the hall. "Foxy either!"

Mike rolled his eyes when he heard the pirate curse all the way from the cove. "Later, Bonnie. We gotta have Mark meet everyone."

He carried Mark, letting Bonnie hold on to the letter that had been left for him. Chica and Foxy were waiting in the dining room, both looking excited. The chicken squealed as she ran forward, trying to get a better look.

"He's adorable!"

"Takes after his ol'uncle Foxy." The pirate said proudly.

"Hardly. Don't be delusional." Freddy pushed the fox. He then smiled down at Mark. "See? The young man even knows who is obviously his godfather."

Mark hid his face into the Freddy doll. Mike sighed heavily. "Guys calm down. You're going to overwhelm him. And there is no godfather thank you."

"Certainly not you assholes." Jeremy cut in as he came from the back room. "You're all glorified babysitters."

"It's what we do best." Chica nodded to herself.

"I still be wantin' to hold him." Foxy said.

"You don't have a hand!" The engineer argued.

Mark shook Mike's shirt. "Mike, lemme down. I wanna play."

"Huh? Okay, don't leave this room okay?" Mike put him down, making sure he still had his doll. "What would you like to do?"

The boy frowned, thinking. "I, I dunno..."

"As I recall, you didn't have a chance to play around here the last time you came to visit." Freddy said. "How about we do that? We can turn on the arcade, we can perform for you, we can do whatever you like."

"R-really?" Mark asked.

"O'course lad! Just be tellin' us whatcha want." Foxy added.

Chica gasped suddenly. "Can we make it a party? A welcome to the family party? We can make cake and pizza, we'll sing..."

The small boy flushed. "R-really? For me?"

"Course lad! Bein' part of th'family is a big deal!" Foxy said. He flipped up his eye patch, grinning. "What would ya like, fer ya pizza and cake?"

"Ummm...uh, I like sausage and mushrooms..." Mark said hesitantly. Jeremy scowled; Mike knew he hated mushrooms. "And I like chocolate?"

"Are you asking us if you like it?" Freddy teased. Before Jeremy could protest, the bear picked the boy up and headed for the Cove. "Chica happens to make the best food you could ask for, so while we wait, we'll play some games."

"Wha-hey!" The engineer hissed after them.

"Calm down and let them dote on him, okay?" Mike whispered, grabbing his hand. He smiled as Jeremy scowled. "He needs the attention. And they certainly don't mind giving it."

"I guess...I still don't like the assholes holding him though." He grumbled.

"Relax."

Mike shoved him, grinning as Jeremy stumbled. The blond hissed and went to tackle him back, with the guard running off towards the Cove. Chica and Bonnie had headed for the kitchen, the two discussing what they'd make and how it'd look as Freddy and Foxy showed Mark around the huge fake ship.

"Where are the goldassholes?" Jeremy asked curiously, looking around.

Mike kicked his shin. "Language."

"Likely in the old storage room. Springtrap likes to stay back there." Freddy said, shrugging as he put Mark down. "And obviously Goldie isn't going to leave him on his own."

"Why stay in that creepy room?" The blond mumbled to himself.

"How about we focus on our guest?" The bear offered as Foxy led Mark into the ship. "If they have anything you need, Mr. Fitzgerald, then you can go find them."

"I ain't leavin' my kid with you alone."

Mike rolled his eyes. He followed them into the ship, having to duck down. It was bigger inside since the animatronics were taller than them but he wasn't sure how they managed the stairs. Mark was going through some treasure chests, looking at the pirate clothes and wooden swords.

"What a cute lad! We have a new member of the crew?"

Mike reached out and took Jeremy's hand as Mangle dropped from the ceiling. The engineer always went rigid when the white fox appeared; not that he could blame him. Mark himself seemed a bit terrified at the mess of wires and metal.

"Lad's a new member o'the family!" Foxy corrected, lightly patting the boy on the shoulder. "This be me first mate!"

"Call me Mangle."

Mark frowned at that, looking at his new parents. Mike just smiled back. He didn't know Mangle very well since the fox liked to stay away from people. She usually hid in the rafters and only came down when Foxy needed her, or to be near Toy Chica.

"I'm Mark."

"What a cute kiddo! Surely we're celebrating?"

"Of course! Would you mind getting everyone else?" Freddy asked.

Mangle twitched slightly as she nodded. She hopped back up into the ceiling of the ship and ran out. Even watching her move was weird...Mike tightened his grip on Jeremy's hand as the blond let out a soft sigh of relief.

"If we be gettin' them all, best move our party elsewhere. Me ship ain't that big." Foxy said.

"Can I play in the arcade? Can I win tickets still?" Mark asked, sounding excited.

Freddy nodded. "Of course! What are you after?"

"I want more dolls...I wanna get all of you."

"He gets mine next!" Foxy said as they all headed out.

"Why do I feel like we're still babysitting them when they're babysitting Mark?" Jeremy asked dryly.

"Because you're a worrier. I'm going to go get my stuff from Bonnie he took, keep an eye on them I guess." Mike said, heading for the kitchen.

He winced when he heard pots and pans being moved around almost violently. "Uhh, everything okay?"

"Hi Mikey!"

He jumped, eyes wide as Toy Chica popped into his face. "Whoa! Uh, hey Chirp."

"I was hiding in here when they barged in and began baking. Bon and Fredrick and I were playing hide and seek. Mostly we wanted to play a joke on Jeremy..." The smaller chicken went on as she fiddled with her beak.

Mike frowned, hands on his hips. "What did we say about scaring Jeremy?"

"We weren't gonna scare him!" Bon whined from inside the kitchen. He came out, looking offended. "We were going to hide pieces of us. That's all."

"I think that would scare him pretty bad since he's responsible for you guys." Mike said dryly, giving the blue bunny a look.

Bon huffed, crossing his arms. "Why does Springtrap get away with all the fun stuff?"

"Mike, does Mark like anything else on his pizza?" Chica called from the kitchen.

The guard entered the room, thinking. Chirp and Bon followed him in, the two going back to the freezer where Fredrick the Toy Freddy was messing with the music box. He pretended not to see that though. It had been hard enough for Jeremy to fix the music box so it wouldn't rust shut, he wasn't going to fix any damage that the toys did to it.

"He likes green peppers...onions. I think that's it though. He refuses to eat pepperoni." Mike said.

Chica gave him an odd look but shrugged it off. "Alright, then we're almost done."

"Cake should be done any second now. What colors he like?" Bonnie asked.

"Pink and red."

The bunny chuckled. "He must love valentine's day then."

"I wanna do the sprinkles!" Chirp said as Bonnie pulled out the icing.

"I get to write on it since Foxy's not here." Bon added.

"Why don't you guys go meet Mark first and then help on his cake?" Mike offered.

"Mark? Who's Mark?" Fredrick finally pulled himself away from the music box. The Marionette peeked out, glowering at the bear. "Is he new?"

"Mike and Jeremy had a baby!" Chica explained.

Mike flushed. "Uh, not quite...we adopted-"

"A child's here?" Chirp sounded shocked as the three toys jumped to their feet.

"Children themselves..." Marionette muttered softly as the three ran out of the kitchen. "Hello Michael."

"Hey. You okay? They weren't messing with you were they?" Mike asked.

"I am fine. Bon decided my box needed...some flare as he put it."

The guard nodded. As long as they weren't hurting him...Though as he stood there, he probably should rejoin Mark and Jeremy. The blond was okay around the toys but he tended to be jumpy. Especially if Mangle ended up joining them. Sighing, he rubbed his temples. He hadn't expected this to be such a hassle...

"Sorry Mike. They mean well." Bonnie said.

"Hm? No I know, just...I shouldn't leave Jeremy alone with them."

Chica paused from grabbing plates and napkins. "You could go brings these out to them...I hope Goldie doesn't scare the poor boy."

Mike frowned. He hadn't thought of that...Golden Freddy loved children, but he did have a certain...look to him. And with Mark already being so nervous and jittery around people since adopting him, maybe they should...slowly lead him through meeting the older animatronics.

"Yeah, good idea...you almost done then?"

"Pizza's done! I'll be out in a second." The chicken said, waving him off.

"Give me five minutes." Bonnie added.

Nodding, Mike headed out. He wasn't sure why they needed a stack of paper plates. There were only three of them. But he brought them out anyway, sighing when he saw Jeremy holding Mark to help him reach one of the arcade machines.

"Pizza will be out in a little bit." He said. "Cake's ready if you guys are going to help."

Bon jumped up. "Finally!"

He ran out. Chirp looked torn, wanting to spend time with the small boy in their restaurant and wanting to help with his cake. Mike sighed, motioning for her to go. "He's going to be around a lot. Go ahead."

"You're right~ Thanks Mikey!" She ran off as well, leaving Fredrick to shake his head.

"You realize that it's going to be a mess now right?"

Mike shrugged. "I don't think Mark will care all that much. He likes sprinkles."

The Toy Freddy gave a look. The brunette shrugged. It wasn't like Mark could even read yet. Not really. So how the cake looked wasn't a huge deal, especially since the boy got to play with real life robots.

Cake decorations weren't likely high on his priorities.

"Pizza for the new boy!" Chirp suddenly came in, holding the pizza. Chica was carrying soda and cups as she followed after.

Mark looked amazed as they put it down on a table. Jeremy let him down and he ran over, looking at the plates and cups, the pizza full of his favorite toppings, and all the animatroncs surrounding him to celebrate. Mike chuckled as the boy sniffled.

"Hey, it's okay." He said, hugging him.

"What's wrong? Did we mess it up?" Chica asked.

"No, he's a bit...sensitive." Mike explained, patting Mark's hair. "It's nothing you guys did."

"C-can we take this home?" Mark asked. Jeremy snorted.

"Kid, how do you think we've been getting by? Don't worry. We'll take what we don't finish home until we bring you back and you ve five more cakes."

"Why are we having cake? Has Michael gotten back from another hospital visit?"

Mike glared at the huge gold bear. "Ha ha ha..."

"Springtrap, I'M bringing it to him!" Bon whined as he chased the gold bunny into the room. Springtrap had apparently taken the cake from him as Bonnie followed, shaking his head.

"Who's this for? We having a birthday?" Springtrap asked, looking the cake over.

"Don't drop it, rusty!" Jeremy scolded, running over.

Mike shook his head. "Okay well since we're all here finally...guys, this is Mark. He's, uh, our son. He might be with us here at night for awhile until we get situated."

"Really? We get to see a child at night too?!" Springtrap gushed as he shoved the cake back to Bon. The smaller robot huffed.

"Hello, Mark. Glad we could have you on board in our family." Golden Freddy greeted softly.

Mark looked back at Mike nervously before swallowing. "H-hi..."

"I'm Springtrap! We're so lucky to get to meet you." The other gold robot said, shaking Mark's hand wildly. Mark giggled. "He has to be something to put up with you guys all day."

Jeremy kicked the bunny's leg. "Oi, back off. You're scaring him. Probably."

"I am not!"

"Who's scaring who? Oh big surprise, it's buckets of screws~!" Mangle poked her head down from the rafters.

"I think," Freddy cut in loudly. "We're missing the point a bit, aren't we? Shame on you all, making young Mark wait on your bickering for his party."

"I'm okay. You guys are funny." Mark said sheephishly.

Fredrick shook his head. "Ah but Freddy's right. Party first, maiming each other after."

"You maim anything and I'm not repairing any of you." Jeremy said.

Mike and Jeremy sat on either side of Mark as the boy ate his pizza, helping him with cutting the slices and getting a huge piece of cake after the poor boy got teary eyed again at seeing the welcome message on the cake that Bon had prepared for him. Once Mike cut him off, since he didn't want him getting sick the next day overeating, the two reluctantly agreed to stay out of the game of hide and seek.

"I still think we're pretty awful at this." Jeremy said.

Mike chuckled, watching Mark hide with Freddy in the back room as Foxy counted. "I think we're doing pretty good."

"...we're letting our new son play weird games with possessed ghost robots that tried to kill us." The engineer pointed out.

"...Okay when you put it that way..."

Jeremy snorted, pushing him. "Anyway, I'm just glad that he's...okay here. After what happened."

Mike frowned at that. He had to admit, he was a little worried about bringing Mark here so soon. Returning to the place where your parents abandoned you...but he shrugged it off. It didn't seem to be bothering him, and he was only smiles as he cried out and ran away when Foxy tried to grab him.

"You better be careful of that fucking hook!" Jeremy called out.

"Language, Mr. Fitzgerald." Freddy shook his head at him as the fox 'missed' grabbing Mark.

Jeremy made a noise. Mike chuckled and grabbed his hand. "Calm down and eat more of your sons cake."

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And done. If you guys like this AU, I might try to write more for it. Especially the first part explaining what had happened to poor Mark and why our lovely couple decided to adopt him. Enjoy~!

MRIMO