Oh gosh here we go! I've written tons of Buzz/Jessie fics in my head but never typed them down. But I'm doing it now because I can! This is the first chapter to this collection of oneshots and I wouldn't call this chapter squee-worthy fluff but, I've always pictured them as the kind of couple that would color together when bored or play video games before bed, but still managed to have a mature and meaningful relationship and I wanted to show that. So, hope you guys like it and hopefully I'm not making a fool of myself but, anyways here we go!
-lurv Annie! Mwah!
"Blasted keys! Why do we have do we have so many things that must be unlocked anyways?" He muttered to himself as he searched for the key to unlock his front door. After, attempting to unlock the door with each key on the key ring, one of them finally managed to fit through the key hole. Buzz Lightyear let out a victorious grin as he turned the key and heard the click of the door's lock. He opened the door to their two-story Victorian home he and his fiancé at the time had picked out for themselves. She had insisted on something roomy and bright while he wanted something quiet and comfortable. It turned out that this was the only house for sale that met both of their requirements. And here he was, 3 maybe 3 and a half months later, coming home from his job as a space ranger, to this house with moving boxes containing both of their things and his newlywed wife nowhere in sight…
His eyebrows knitted together, a reflex of curiosity, at the silence ringing throughout the somewhat empty house. He tossed his keys onto one of the boxes, and slowly made his way to the living room. Most of the boxes were unpacked of course, Jessie being the procrastinator that she is but, the empty ones were placed in a tight circle around the room and a toy dart gun in the middle. Sudden realization hit him in the head along with a rubber dart.
"YEEEHAWWW!" And he felt more darts hit his back. Without turning around, he jumped over a few boxes to the middle of the circle and quickly grabbed the gun and aimed it towards the section of the house he felt her darts hit him. But, she was already gone. Buzz stood up, and immediately heard footsteps running upstairs. "You really are in trouble now! You know that missy?" No response. He carefully moved one of the boxes out of his way and headed for the staircase. Once he got there, he noticed on the fifth step, a belt with more darts and a note written in messy, loopy handwriting saying "Loser has to piece the bed together."
"Challenge Accepted." Buzz said to himself. He strapped the belt over his shoulder. He made his way up the stairs, not even bothering to be careful anymore. He quickly opened each bedroom door and shot darts at each of them in case she was in any of them but, she wasn't. His ranger senses telling him that she tricked him again, he took off for the staircase only to be pelted with darts again on his back. Buzz took cover behind the nearest bedroom door and began to shoot back at her. They both began to laugh wildly for this was the most fun they had all day. Suddenly, Jessie ran out of darts. Her mouth shaped like an o and when her eyes went up to meet Buzz's, they weren't there. Her plan had backfired on her and she dropped the gun. "I surrender!" She yelled, beginning to panic.
"Never give up! Never surrender!" She turned towards the source of the voice that pounced on her. Together they both tumbled down the staircase yelps of pain coming from both. Buzz ended up on top of her once they had safely landed at the bottom. Before she can make a remark on how he could've broken one of their necks for that, he fed her a chaste kiss. She first refused to but found herself returning his kiss. After a few moments, Jessie broke away to laugh.
"Welcome home, Buzz! Welcome home."
Could not resist the Tim Allen reference. XD