Disclaimer: I do not own Star wars (But I can still wish I did)
Summary: Jacen is mad about what his sister wrote about him in the prequel so he wrote his own version.
Characters:
Luke
Mara
Jacen
Jaina
Leia
Han
And a few others (maybe)
One morning my sister was sleeping so soundly I knew I had to help her so I took out my very cool Yoda doll and woke her up with it. Then she said some pretty cruel things. Like "I wish mom would let you get your own apartment" Man I was just so hurt! I was not exactly sure what I had done so when mom and us went to the market I decided to make it up to her by buying her this really cool Mace Windu doll, but I guess it was a dud because It would not stop say his cool action phrases like "He's the traitor" I mean how sweet is that? Well my sister goes and dumps it in the nearest trash can. Then these super weird ninja guys fall from the sky and…. I will not point out that in my sister's version of the story the ninjas came first so are you going to believe a 19 year old who can't even remember what came first? Anyway we kicked kriff then my sister stated that cussing was immature and I laughed on that one because she said a stang almost every day. (Example. The ship's shields go down, Jaina: Stang. Jacen: Well too bad. Or we cut our fingers. Jaina: Stang. Jacen (The better more mature on) Well I ask mom for a band-aid. Case closed. Anyway when we got home dad gave me some nice warm hot-cocoa (not alcohol) and I feel asleep watching some hot girl on holo-net. When I woke up me and my sister had to kick some Bothan butt and I had a non-suck-up talk with Uncle Luke. A couple days later some creepy guy from N.R. intelligence came and took away my cool Yoda doll. Then- "Jaina get out of here I'm trying to tell the people the truth. "Oh I know that little brother just let me do a fast grammar check. Let's change the part here and here and…." "GET OUT"-anyway in conclusion Jaina stinks I don't.
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