A.N- My readers wanted me to write some more funny stuff… so here is another funny story! When the Cullens go to the theme park!!

Disclaimer:

Dear Santa, for Christmas all I want is to own Twilight!

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Sorry, Twilight belongs to Stephenie. Santa x

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Renesmee's POV

I had the greatest idea ever! We all sat in the living room, doing random things. Emmett and Jasper were watching baseball on the flat-screen, Mom and Dad were snuggled together on the sofa, Alice and Esme were flicking through an interior design catalogue, Carlisle was flicking through medical documents and Rosalie was looking at her nails. I, was doing nothing. My physical age is eight. I thought about the journey to the theme park, hard. I was hoping that Dad could read my mind and arrange for the journey, but now he was kissing Mom… yuck! I coughed to catch his attention. Dad gave Mom a last slow kiss on the neck, sighed, and turned his attention to me. I smiled sarcastically.

"Nessie, you want to go to a theme park?" Dad asked. I nodded. I heard a squeal.

"ME ME ME!! I WANT TO GO TO A THEME PARK! I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE IN MY LIFE!" Uncle Emmett screamed. Sometimes, I wondered if I was his Aunty!

"Shut up Emmett!" Jasper hissed, who was still watching the baseball.

"Yeah! Please!" I begged. Aunty Rose glided over to me.

"Of course honey. Anything you want!" Aunty Rose said soothingly. I smiled smugly at Dad, who was having a secret conversation with Mom. Mom seemed to like the idea, and Dad eventually surrendered.

"Ok, we'll go as a family." Dad chuckled. Aunty Alice jumped up and grabbed my hand.

"I have to get you ready!" she chirped. I liked clothes more than Mom, who hated shopping. I obviously had a streak of my Aunty Alice in me. After what seemed like hours, I finally emerged from Aunty Alice's closet of a room wearing a blue dress, casual yet elegant.

"You look beautiful, Nessie." Grandpa smiled. I did a little twirl, and was scooped up into Uncle Emmett's muscular arms. He spun me round in the air, I was giggling my head off. I heard Aunty Alice shriek as she fretted about my dress being torn, so Uncle Emmett carefully placed me down on the floor before Aunty Alice tickled him. He was extremely ticklish!

We got into Dad's Volvo, well, apart from Aunty Rose, Grandma, Grandpa and Uncle Emmett. Uncle Emmett had to be calmed down by Aunty Rose, before he smashed a window or crushed the car. After about half an hour, we arrived at a theme park somewhere, I couldn't be bothered to ask the name. I got out of the car and my eyes widened at the shapes of the rides I could see past the entrance gate. Uncle Emmett just about screamed in excitement.

A.N- Haha so…. what do you think will happen? I have a few ideas but I need help with some things.