DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN DB, DBZ, AND DBGT. AND ALL THAT OTHER CRAP.

A/N: THIS REALLY SUX. ANYWAYZ ON TO THE FIC.


May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real slim saiyan please stand up
I repeat, will the real slim saiyan please stand up
we're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you're never seen a saiyan before
Jaws all on the floor like Goku and Chi-Chi just burst in the door
and started whoppin HIS ass worse than before
they first were divorced
throwing HIM over furniture
ahhh!
It's the return of the...
awe wait
no way
you're kidding
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
and Dr. Briefs said... nothing you idiots
Dr. Briefs is dead he's locked in my basement
feminist women love Vegeta
chicka chicka chicka slim saiyan
"I'm sick of him"
"look at him"
"walkin around grabbin his 'you know what'"
"flippin the you know who"
"yeah but he's so cute though"
yeah I prolly gotta coupla screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's goin on in Gohan and Videl's bedrooms
sometimes I wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't
but it's cool for Piccolo to hump a dead moose
my bum is on your lips
my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit fourth grade they got the discovery channel don't they
we ain't nothin but SAIYANS
well, some of us HUMANS
who DONT cut other people open like animals
but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then they'res no reason that a man and another man can't elope
but if you feel like I feel
I got the antidote
women wet your panty hose
sing the chorus
and it goes

I'm slim Saiyan
Yes I'm the real Saiyan
all you other slim Saiyans are just imitating
so won't the real slim Saiyan please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
cuz I'm slim Saiyan
yes I'm the real Saiyan
all you other slim Saiyans are just imitating
so won't the real slim Saiyan please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

Son Gohan don't gotta cuss in his battles to win
well I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
you think I give a damn about a Award?
half of you news critics can't even stomach me
let alone stand me
"but Vegeta, what if you win? wouldn't it be weird?"
why, so you guys can just lie to get me here?
so you can
sit me here
next to Son Goten,
#18 better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Freeza and Zarbon
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
little bitches blasted my homeplanet,
"Yeah I think he's cute, but I think he's married to Bulma, hehe"
I said download to audio on mp3
and show the whole world how you gave Vegeta VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and they'res a million of us just like me
who cuss like me
who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me
who walk talk and act like me
it might just might be the next best thing
but not quite me

I'm slim Saiyan
Yes I'm the real Saiyan
all you other slim Saiyans are just imitating
so won't the real slim Saiyan please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
cuz I'm slim Saiyan
yes I'm the real Saiyan
all you other slim Saiyans are just imitating
so won't the real slim Saiyan please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to
cuz I'm only givin you things
you joke about with your friends inside your living room
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all
and I don't gotta be false to sugar coat it at all
I just get on the battlefield and spit it
and whether you like to admit it
I just fight better than 90% of you fighters out there
then you wonder how can kids eat up these moves it's funny
cuz at the rate I'm going
when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
and I'm jerking
but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin
and every single person is a slim saiyan lurking
I could be working at Burger King
spitin on your onion rings
or in the parking lot circlin
screamin "I don't give a fuck"
with his windows down and his system up
so would the real Saiyan please stand up
and put one of those fingers on each hand up
and be proud to be outta your mind
and outta control
and one more time as loud you can
how does it go?

I'm slim Saiyan
Yes I'm the real Saiyan
all you other slim Saiyans are just imitating
so won't the real slim Saiyan please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
cuz I'm slim Saiyan
yes I'm the real Saiyan
all you other slim Saiyans are just imitating
so won't the real slim Saiyan please stand up
please stand up
please stand up



hah
guess they'res a slim Saiyan in all of us
fuck it
let's all stand up