BIG SQUASHY FERNFICTION OF GREEN YELLOW JUSTICE

by William Ungerstein Fmerigo

I don't know. I don't even know. Why did I write this? Maybe a magic goat commanded me to. Perhaps the guy that wrote the 'will u fme' fanfiction was going to publish another unless I wrote this. Well, something happened and I wrote this.

THE BIG SQUASH-COLORED FERNFICTON OF GREEN YELLOW JUSTICE

Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far, uneccecary comma, away, there lived a comma wizard on, the planet, of, End,or. He, had the a,bility, to make, extr,a comma,s in whatever, form of, me,dia he, appeare,d in. He i,s kin,d of a ,jerk, and puts, commas in weird, places.

Then one, day, a happy magic, rainbow, knight put an end to his treachery, and the lands of Endor had a big celebration where they ate a lot of candy.

The rainbow magic knight that was also happy but I forgot to type it before rainbow became the protector of Endor, and all was well. But little did his Ewok friends know, he had a terrible secret.

His mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.

Then the Stormtroopers came and tickled all the trees, and then