The Best New StarWars: Chapter 1 Enter of the sith
A cloaked figure entered the command deck of the Orcship and halted by a large chair near the window.
"Lord Vader, we have located the Jedi." The figure stated in a cold voice then bowed low.
"You have done well my young apprentice," A deep voice said echoing from behind the chair. "Now… go exterminate them."
"Yes, my master" said the figure bowing once again, then exiting the room to board her ship.
"Okay first we jump in through the window and then-"
"Wedgie time!"
"Hehe this is going to be great," The two Jedi girls snickered to each other.
"Right on the count of three go."
"Okay, 1, 2, 3, go!" The two Jedi burst through the window and landed silently on the ground; they nodded to each other and made an upward movement with their hands.
Yoda turned around and shook his head at the two, "Stupid you be if you thought that would work," he said raising his hands as the girls had done and giving the two a wedgie.
"NOOOO," the girls yelled falling to the ground. Yoda smiled and looked over at the rest of the Jedi council.
"Well that didn't work."
"That means we have to go to training today," The two girls turned to each other and grinned.
Footsteps brought their eyes to Obiwan who offered a hand to them both.
The two sighed and as they grabbed his hand they handed him five credits each.
"I told you, you can't give Yoda a wedgie." He grinned and winked.
Cerais watched the two girls walk across the marble floor. Carefully she focused her senses on to the wall, and ran into the wall.
"Careful must you be, or special you may become." Yoda said.
"But running into walls is the only way we Jedi can sense the dark side of the force's presence, you run into wall too many times dat is why you talk special," said Cerais.
Yoda suddenly raised his body and slammed it into the wall.
"Sense it we do, yes… return of the Sith it is?" asked Yoda.
The ship LittleOrc entered the planet of the Shrooms. Ellie Vader pulled out a small pocket map and peered down at it.
"Take a left past the… and land here!" Ellie said to the map, then landed as the door opened she suddenly realized that she had parked right in the middle of the council room surrounded by the remaining Jedi.
"Who are you!" asked Obiwan scratching his head.
"Bwahahahaha! I shall demolish all of you Jedi, for I am the Sith!" Ellie shouted at them. She soon realized that this was the wrong action as the Jedi all drew their lightsabers and charged at her.
"Um… I will defeat you… but um… give me a moment." She said and dashed out the doors screaming.
"New mission for you I have," Yoda said pointing at the Jedi girls, "destroy the Sith lord you must."
"Oh umm… Yoda may I please accompany them, I don't know if their ready," Obiwan said.
Yoda turned to Obiwan and then to the other council members who were all randomly coughing.
"Ladies, leave you must." Yoda spoke.
The Jedi girls shrugged and left the council room, leaning against the door to eavesdrop.
"Go with them, you mustn't" Yoda's voice sounded.
"But they'll fail horribly," Obiwan argued.
"That's the point," Spoke another Council member.
"The prophecy-" Obiwan began.
"Prophecy or not, you mustn't go."
Cerais pretended to nod in agreement, and cough along with the other council members.
"Hehehe," she thought," I have a secret plan." As Obiwan and the girls began walking along, secretly she followed the five, ahem three, along.