Jean Grey: Mutant Mother of all Vampires
Yet again a piece of insanity from my insane mind. I do not own X-Men: Evolution characters being a seductive vampiress. Enjoy! R&R
The Xavier Mansion
Time: 11:45 PM
"I think that's enough of 24 for today boys." Jean instructed to Ray and Roberto, as she shut off the TV
"Hey what the- C'mon Jean! The show was getting good!" Ray complained
"Ray you know the code: 11:45 is lights out time. So both you and Roberto up in the dorm room and lights out." Jean ordered
"And if we refuse?" Ray asked
Jean smiled seductively and purred "I'll persuade you" and sprinkled glowing sand dust over Ray and Roberto
"Ugh! What the heck is this…stuff…" Ray slurred, yawning
"It's…sand…" Roberto mumbled before the two hit the floor
"Awww, how adorable." Jean cooed, seeing Ray and Roberto snore "Nighty-night boys." She whispered, smooching the two on the cheeks before exiting the room and hearing a loud crash "Oh what now?"
"JAMIE! GIMME MY MAKEUP!" Rogue hollered, chasing Jamie while carrying a pitchfork
"Did someone say 'makeup'?" Jean hollered out, holding a large bag of sand behind her back
"Jean, hand me that…" Rogue started before Jean sprayed it
"Well, how do you like the makeup?" Jean cooed as Rogue breathed it in
"Mmmm…little dust bunnies." Rogue mumbled before snoring and falling on top of Jamie
"I've never met a makeup I liked." Jean cooed as she dragged the slumbering Rogue and Jamie upstairs
Meanwhile…
"Hey, anybody seen Jean? I was gonna ask who the heck ordered this magic sand novelty crap off of e-bay?" Scott asked
"Nope, not that I know of. Ask me if I've seen Jamie, Rogue or Kitty." Remy noted
"Or Ray an' Roberto. And I also noticed Jean wearing a black dress and wig." Kurt piped up
"Ugh, not the Elvira obsession again…" Scott moaned
"I told you renting those Movie Macabre tapes from Retro Box was a bad idea." Logan hissed
"Evening boys." Jean purred, now dressed in a long leather red dress and her red hair made longer
"Uh, Jean? Have you been watching Bordello of Blood again?" Kurt asked nervously as he saw tinted fangs on Jean's teeth
"Mmm... feisty." Jean purred, caressing Kurt's neck
"Oh dear God." Scott gasped, covering his eyes
Meanwhile…
"Jean? Where the heck is everybody?" Peter wondered, wandering the halls before hearing Kurt scream
"Oh no. Kurt's in trouble! Hang on Kurt!" Peter roared, grabbing his shovel "Colossus to the rescue!" He charged, running downstairs
"Mmm…I love blue blood." Jean purred, her snake tongue hissing out and caressing Kurt
"Oh dear." Tabitha moaned as Jean opened her teeth
"I can't look." Bobby whimpered before…
"CLANG!"
Vampire Jean collapsed to the floor unconcscious, and reverted to her human self. And standing behind her was Colossus, holding the shovel
"Colossus triumphs again!" Peter cheered, having snapped Jean out of the vampire delusion
"Ugh, did we miss anything?" Rogue yawned, walking in before seeing Jean and Peter "What actually happened tonight?"
"It's a long story." Kurt commented
"Eh, who cares? Save it in the morning." Rogue yawned
"And who says vampires are immune to shovels?" Peter said to the audience with a wink