Waluigi was bored one day after playing sports, parties, and going into various kart races, so he was alone in his not so humble home somewhere in the bright green and grassy fields of the Mushroom Kingdom, which was full of sports equipment and various objects from the countless party games.

"Wah... there's barely anything here for me." Waluigi remarked as he adjusted his purple cap. "You know what, I'm in the mood to eat."

Waluigi pulled out a book of how to make simple foods, with one of them being the classic hamburger. Waluigi smirked as he twisted his mustache, nodding his head as he went to steal a grill from a nearby store, setting the shop on fire as he made himself a burger, with the lanky dastardly man in purple leaving behind a note that blamed someone else on the crime. Waluigi had the grill right behind his home, with it being protected by a huge garden wall of bushes. Several minutes passed as Waluigi flipped the burger as if it were a small sports ball. Holding the spatula in his right hand, he chuckled.

"Waha! I'm pretty good at this grilling!" Waluigi remarked as he pressed the burger on the grill, whistling to himself. "I hope this grilled meat is as good as it smells!"

After letting it cool off for a minute, Waluigi grabbed the burger, eating the patty by itself as he was a man of taste. Waluigi's eyes then lit up as he gasped.

"This... I cooked a perfect patty!" Waluigi exclaimed as he then gobbled up the entire burger, snapping his fingers as a rose suddenly appeared in his teeth. "I'm a bona fide chef! I have to share this with the others!"

Waluigi then pulled out a phone as he dialed it, nodding his head as he called some certain folks he knew, one he could be close to. An hour later, Waluigi was resting on a beach chair in front of his house, with the trio he called popping up... of which was Dry Bowser brushing his red hair, Petey Piranha flying by flapping his green leaves, and Toadette farting while fanning the air.

"All right, this better be good." Dry Bowser explained as he folded his bony arms together.

Petey mumbled in agreement as he landed on the ground, causing everything to bounce as he shook his red bulbous head, mumbling.

"Trust me, you're going to love this." Waluigi remarked as he moved his hands around.

"Ooh, I hope it doesn't make me even more gassy!" Toadette piped as she let out one last bassy fart, hoping it was the last bit of fart gas in her system as she stopped fanning the air.

"Well, what your body wants to do is beyond me personally." Waluigi remarked as he snapped his fingers. "Now follow me."

Several minutes later, Waluigi and the three others were in the backyard, with the lanky man of purple turning on the grill as he had a fryer nearby him, making some french fries to go along with the burgers. Waluigi was explaining to Dry Bowser on how he made a tasty burger, with Petey admiring the bushes surrounding the yard while Toadette's stomach growling was prompting the mushroom girl to go back inside as she didn't want to cave into her hunger.

"So this burger of yours was delicious, huh?"

"Oh yeah! I nearly fainted from how delicious it was! It sure shocked me!"

Petey mumbled as he turned his bulbous head back, moving it from side to side as he had his leaves moving slowly.

"You think I wouldn't have fries to go with it? Pah! I needed to make sure at least one component worked, and in this case it's the burger!" Waluigi snapped as he flipped the patties over, rubbing his chin. "I could sell the fries by themselves, that's true, but they're much better when paired with burgers."

It was then that the timer went off, with Waluigi pulling the finished fries out of the fryer as he rubbed his hands together. Dry Bowser and Petey glanced at each other as they saw Waluigi get some paper plates, flipping the burgers off the grill and onto the plate as he paired them with a batch of fries.

"All right, tell me what you think." Waluigi said as he had a plate of fries and a burger for himself, clearing his throat out to yell. "Hey kid, get out here! The food's ready!"

"Oh joy!" Toadette shouted as she dashed out of the house, snatching up the plate Waluigi had as she ate the entire thing, burping loudly as she clapped her hands together in glee. "Oh, that was super yummy! It's making a nice warm storm in my tummy!"

"Yeah... you should get that checked out." Waluigi pointed out.