Hahaha i found this sitting in an old file of little unfinished things and was like, "this is hilarous, im totally gonna post this!" haha so here ya go!

Disclaimer: i don't own Le Fantome de l'Opera or any of it's characters, nor do i own any Disney songs. sadly.

Can You Feel the Love Tonight?

It was a very average day in the Paris opera house. The Opera Ghost and the rising star, Christine Daaé, were enjoying a perfectly normal singing lesson in her dressing room. But they were not aware of the ballet mistress, Madame Giry, and the Persian, Nadir Khan, were listening outside the door. After hearing a lovely performance by Miss Daaé, they both returned to the Madam's private rooms.

"He speaks very highly of her, you know." Monsieur Khan said.

"Yes, Christine has been rather distant, lately. The way a young girl in love is." said the Madame suggestively.

"What do you suppose we do?"

With a look of certain disdain on her face, Madame Giry caught eye with the Persian, "I can see what's happening."

"What?" asked the Persian, confused.

"And they don't have a clue!" she exclaimed.

"Who?"

"They'll fall in love, and here's the bottom line: our trio's down to two." She emphasized by holding up two of her own fingers to her Persian friend.

"Oh." Nadir said as he finally caught on.

"Le gentil caressé de crépuscule! There's magic everywhere! And, with all this romantic atmosphere, disaster's in the air." The words dropped from Madame Giry's mouth like stones as Erik and Christine's practice came to a close.

"Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings." Meg sang sweetly as she too noticed the difference in her friend. "The world for once in perfect harmony, with all its living things."

"Bam-bi-dam bi-dam ba-way." The opera's chorus vocalized for special effects

"So many things to tell her, but how to make her see. The truth about my past? Impossible! She'd turn away from me." Erik sang sorrowfully once he arrived at his underground home.

"He's holding back, he's hiding. But what, I can't decide. Why won't he be the man I know he is. The man I see inside." Sang Christine in her private flat.

"Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings." Meg sang, showing obvious sympathy for the young couple. "The world for once in perfect harmony, with all its living things."

"Bam-bi-dam bi-dam ba-way."

"Can you feel the love tonight? You needn't look too far." Meg sang enthusiacly as the song swelled and cresendoed.

"Stealing through the night's uncertainties, love is where they are." Meg stepped back, and left, as the Persian and her mother became rather emotional about the love between their friend.

"And if he falls in love tonight." Madame Giry stopped a moment to sniffle her nose.

"It can be assumed." Overwhelmed with emotion she cut herself off.

"His terriozing days with us are history." Nadir added.

"In short, our pal is doomed!" They sang together, and then began to bawl rather loudly, and some loud nose blowing was included, also.

Then, three days later, after the big production of Hannibal with Christine as the star, she was mysteriously whisked away by her angel-turned-phantom to his home beneath the opera house. Of course it was night of magic and romance. But like all great fairy-tales, in the morning, when the magic was gone, Christine's curiosity got the best of her, and we all know how that story ends.

So there ya go! That's what happens backstage at the Paris opera house. People sing disney songes related to life and the chorus just backs 'em up!

hahaha if u review/private message and leave me another song/plot to write about i will try and do it for you!