"Hello? Who's this?"

"It's me, Kyle."

"Oh, it's you. What do you want Jew?"

"Cartman, it's… it's about Stan."

"What about him?"

"He's in the hospital."

"... what?"

"I said, he's in the hospital."

"I heard you. Why's he there though?"

"To get his stomach pumped. He had a seizure and the doctors say he has alcohol poisoning."

"Oh. is it bad?"

"It's pretty bad Cartman. My mom's driving me and Kenny to the hospital in the morning to see him. Want us to pick you up."

"I think I'm good-"

"Cartman. Please?"

"Fine. what time?"