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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
Draco: I loathe you, Potter.
Harry: Here's the thing, we started out friends...
Draco: What did you just say, Potter?
Harry: Wasn't long 'till I call you mine...
Draco: (starts to gag)
Harry: How come I never hear you say, 'I just wanna be with you', guess you never felt that way...
Draco: (runs to the bathroom to barf)
Harry: And all you ever hear me say, is how I picture me with you...
Draco: (comes back into room) Potter, you've finally gone off your rocker.
Harry: (VERY LOUDLEY) Thanks to you, now I get, what I want...
Everyone in the room is staring at Harry singing and Draco becoming red
Draco: (red in the face) POTTER!
Harry: (takes out earphones) what, did you say something, Malfoy?
Draco: (faints)
Harry: If you had nothing to say then-puts earphones back in-since you been gone! I can breathe for the first time!
Hehehe, wasn't this funny? The song Harry was singing was 'Since U Been Gone' by Kelly Clarkson.