Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Jen. Who was the most beautiful and smart, And so danm funny with her awesome boobs.
Jen had a friend name Amy, who thought she was better than Jen with her home stuck, stupid whale shark Edgar and her hatred of doctor cat.
One day the two were sitting in Jen`s room and the two were reading a book called the labyrinth. Being the funny person that she is, Jen started to recited lines from the book. Soon Amy followed. One thing led to another and Jen screamed " AMY I WISHED THE GOLBIN KING WILL TAKE YOU AWAY."
Amy realized what Jen had said and conquered it by saying the same thing. The two both busted out laughing until the lights went out. The two stopped for a minute. Jen got up to check the lights. Just as she got to the switch, a forty year old freak with appeared in front of Amy.
He stood there for a moment trying to scared the girl even more. As he was about to speak, Jen took a bat and hit him in the head.
The two girls stared for a moment. Amy was the first to speak up " Do you think he dead."
Jen was pointing him with a bat " I hope not, I don`t want to hide another body."
" Hey Jen I have an idea. '
1 hour later
" WHERE THE BOODLY HELL I AM."
SMACK
" We`re asking the question here. Like who the fuck are you pervert "
" I`m the Goblin King, and how dare you called me a pervert."
Jen raised her eye brows. " Dude you`re in your forty wearing tights popping into a teenage girl bedroom. Of course that not being a pervert."
"Fine fair enough. Now will you untie me."
" Hey Amy. How much do you think we can sell him for."
" Wait the .."
" Hush up you. Depends on who wants him. Maybe he can sex slave for some rich overweight women or a secretly gay rich guy. Or whoever the highest bidder.
In the end the two girls sold him and make a a lot of money and lived happily ever after.
FYI This story is only a joke meant to scare friend. So love it hate it. I don`t care