A/N: So I thought of this one and I couldn't help but laugh. Here's why. Just read for XD.
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"I hope they remember you."
Tony struggled to look upwards, only to groan in pain as he looked downwards at the blade penetrated in his stomach. Blood slowly driped out and he closed his eyes, hearing the whirring up of Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet as the mad titan aimed it at the Avenger, intending to kill Tony.
And he was so close when...
"Stop!"
Tony opened his eyes, looking at where the voice had come from. And when he did, that was where he got confused.
Peter Quill, the man called Star Lord, was dancing!
In all the worst timings of the universe, this man from Missouri was dancing while they were fighting Thanos, who wanted to wipe out half the universe with the Infinity Stones.
Even Thanos was confused.
"What are you doing?" The mad titan questioned the male, who simply responded with a smile and some strange dance moves.
"Dance off bro. Me and you."
Star Lord then did some other dance moves before extending his hand to Mantis and Drax, who both denied the offer. But dear Spiderman, who wanted to look cool and make friends with these guys, started to dance with the man, showing off his moves.
At this point, Tony was just confused completely. What in the actual fuck was Parker doing? Was he dancing at a time like this?
To be honest, even Strange seemed confused at what was happening, though it wasn't for long when something happened that shocked them all.
Thanos started to dance.
Their enemy, who wanted to kill trillions across the galaxy, was started to breakdance, doing spins, and doing the whip like he was enjoying it.
And that was when Iron Man just gave up on life. He sat there, rocking back and forth as Strange came to comfort the man, who was shocked by this.
"Here."
As Stark looked, he saw a box of Stark Raving Hazelnut ice cream, the Master of the Mystic Arts himself getting one and handing another to Nebula, Drax, and Mantis, with one to Tony while healing him as well.
"Thanks. Needed this." Tony thanked Strange, who nodded in return.
"No problem. It's chalky by the way."
And so the 5 watched Thanos having a dance off with Peter Quill and Peter Parker, not knowing that this was the way to save the universe in Strange's vision.
End.
A/N: XD! Too many lols! So comment below your thoughts and what you thought of this fanfic! Suggest what you want me to write and what parody versions you want from Infinity War. Anyways, until next time you sweet fellow rabbits!