Luxord's Life Lessons

A/N: Welcome, everybody, to my newest fic, and my first KH fic to be added to (I have others on my deviantART account, but I don't feel they need to be here). I do realize that, since I have never played KH2 before, I may get some facts mixed up, but please be kind in pointing that out. I'm still learning. So as this goes on, things will get better. So without further ado, here's the fic.

Pairings: Luxord/OC

Rating: PG, I think is safe for this chapter.

Warnings: A few choice words

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts/KH2, any Disney characters, or any other licensed objects. I do, however, own Xianie. She is my Organization XIII OC.  

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Lesson #1: If it looks cute and innocent, it's really a diabolical mastermind in disguise.

When you look at Demyx (or Zexion for the first time, or even Larxene, maybe Marluxia) , you would think that he couldn't possibly be a heart stealer. He just looks all too innocent. Demyx and Zexion are so young and adorable. Larxene…well, she's a girl. And Marluxia just looks too gay to possibly be evil.

But of course, you can never judge a book by its cover.

Don't ever push Demyx's big red button. You know, the one that says "Don't Push" and yet it screams "Push me!" at the same time. But of course, his big red button is not at all obvious. It's more like an invisible trip wire that you never know is there until it's too late.

And of course, I have the (dis)pleasure of dating that trip wire.

Demyx's trip wire is in the form of a young woman named Xianie, who is more of a younger sister to him than a friend or fellow member of the Organization. He protects her with everything he is, and would probably rather jump off the top of the castle than do anything to harm her.

And of course, I'm the one who (unintentionally) does something to hurt Xianie and suffer his wrath.

For instance, one day before Xianie and I got together, I made a lewd comment towards her, which Demyx just happened to hear. She got offended and snapped at me (which stung me more that I thought it would), and…well Demyx came to her rescue, much like a royal guard would come to the aid of the queen.

Being inferior to Demyx (by one whole digit), I had to take his berating. This eventually escalated to physical lesson-teaching because I just couldn't keep my mouth shut. And naturally, Xianie stood and watched, a smirk on her gorgeous face. And her face drew my eyes away from Demyx, and he became angrier and we eventually ended up fighting it out.

And of course, I lost as was reported to Xemnas for "misconduct and contempt" and I was put under supervision for two weeks. Xianie got a great kick out of that one.

Another time, yet again before Xianie and I were officially together, I decided I wanted to have some fun and flirt with a young lady. I had no idea at the time that Xianie had feelings for me. If I had, I would never have said anything to that girl. But she got envious and angry and ran off, causing Demyx to, once again, jump me about my behaviour and verbally beat me to a pulp.

Bloody hell, why can't things just be easy within the Organization? Oh, that's right. Because Xianie loves to push all the smaller blue buttons (the less dangerous of the nerve buttons) of every member (except of course Demyx) and instigate things.

And of course, most of these things end up being bad for me.

But of course, Demyx has other things that irk him that somehow, I forget about and unintentionally do. For instance…

Being as possessive and protective of people as he is, anyone could think that Demyx has abandonment issues. I did, at least. So one day, after Xianie and I had been screwing around and Demyx walked in just as my hand slipped (honestly) and grasped her bum, he went off on me. Started going on about how she's his sister and things like that and how I should talk to him first before doing anything to or with her.

I had enough at that point, and retaliated with him being afraid of her leaving and him being alone again like he had before she joined the Organization (which reminds me, she doesn't have a number…). That…didn't go so well either. He flipped out on me and screamed, yelled, and I'm almost positive he would've summoned his water dolls had Xianie not stepped in at that point.

So one should never take Demyx as a "go with the flow" type of guy. No, he has his moods and can change moods much quicker than a woman during her "special week," and that's already frighteningly fast.

And of course, I'm usually at the receiving end of any and all of his mood swings.

Lovely.

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A/N: I want to give a huge thank you to my wonderful "sister" Emi for helping me, and for being the amazing person she is. This fic will be mostly based off of our on-going KH2 role-play, so in a sense, she's a co-author. Non-directly.

But anyhow, I shall try to get the next chapter up soon. I have ideas, I have time, and I have three cans of double caffeine energy drinks. Take that. Hah. So please, if you would, take a few moments and leave a quick comment before you skitter off to read another fic. Thank you, and see you next time on LLL!