A/N: Just a stupid thing I wrote in like 5 minutes for some friends
Hello, my name is Jonesy.
My human's name is Molly Hooper, and for some reason she has decided to call me Toby. I've tried to inform her multiple times of my true name by scratching up her furniture or sitting on her. She does not understand.
Multiple times I've seen her crying about another human named Sherlock. I do not like this Sherlock. He causes Molly to spend too much time thinking of him, and not enough feeding me and rubbing my belly.
She came home another time with a man named Jim. I did not like him. I tried to tell Molly he was bad by scratching his face but she just yelled. Stupid human. I acted nice so as to not get yelled at again but still did not like him. Much later on I found out I was right about the short man. Like I said, stupid human.
As whiny as my human can be, I am glad she is safe now, for who else would feed me?