Foods

Summary: A little look at Yamada Naoko and Ueda Jiro's life as a married couple. A Trick Fanfic. Pairing: Naoko X Jiro. Rating: M (I think…)

A/N: Trick fanfics are almost non-existent so I wanted to try and write one. I'm not really a writer so please forgive all the non-sense that you are about to read. Japanese drama Trick and all its characters are not mine. Credits to all the rightful owners.

"Fugu!"

"zzzzzz" ...

"Gyudon!"

"zzzzzz" ...

"Sukiyaki!"

"zzzzzz" ...

"Katsudon!"

"zzzzzz" ...

Jiro sighed as he looked at his wife soundly sleeping on their king size bed. It's been a year since they got married and he is already expecting to hear this kind of sleeping disorder that Naoko has. It's not like he's not used to it yet. Besides they've been sharing a room ever since he and Naoko started teaming up (to Naoko's disappointment) to solve cases of fake spiritualists. Yes, he's used to it. The professor has already found it useful especially now that Naoko is pregnant.

"Mangoes!"

"zzzzzz" ...

"Yosh! That's it, I'll buy mangoes for you tomorrow, anata!"

Ueda thought as he kissed his not so well endowed wife.

Aside from calling out all the foods that she craves for when she sleeps, Naoko has another sleeping disorder, if you can call it that… she is so wriggly in bed. It's a good thing that when they have sleepovers on the provinces where they are solving a case, they are always sleeping in either a tatami or a futon. But now that she is his wife, she has the privilege to sleep in a king size bed with him. At times he even have to strap his lean legs on her to stop her from falling off the bed. It was okay before because he finds it really amusing and would not restrain himself from laughing whenever she falls. But since she's pregnant, he can't risk the life of a future genius like him, who is unfortunate enough to be inside a "baka" like her. "Poor kid" he said. Anyway, after she gives birth he can always see it again for his amusement.

He's already falling asleep when he heard her shout, "Sushi!" "zzzzzz" ...

And he remembered why he's still awake. He's waiting for his favorite part of her dream..

"Ramen!" "zzzzzz" ... Naoko shouted. "Not that...certainly not that..", Jiro thought

"Hot dog"... "uh-huh.. Almost there..."

"Ueda's big pennis! "ahihihi", Naoko laughed, the way only she, her mother, and all the villagers of Kokumontou can.

"Yatta!" Ueda said as he punch his fist in the air. Now he can sleep as he placed his big hands in Naokos now not so flat chest.

"Thank you pregnancy boobs!", he said smiling as he slowly drifted to sleep. :) 3

A/N: This is my first fic, so please be kind. I hope you enjoyed it though it's short.