I do not own Yugioh. BTW this is crack, don't expect anything serious.

Yugi spat out his drink.

"What... WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Jaden rushed into the room. "What's going onnnn oh my fucking god." He regretted his decision and ran out the door as fast as he could.

Yusei was next. When he went inside, he saw Yugi on the ground, unconscious, and looked up. Yugi wanted to show Yami more technology shit so he got a screen projector. Which meant the picture - which was Yugi and Yami kissing, with no clothes on - had been displayed for all the eyes to see.

Yugi had woken up as Yami and screamed, "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"

Surprisingly, Yuma was asleep so they didn't need to worry about him. What was actually important was that Vector was in the house.

Oh, and speak of the devil. He walked straight in, asking, "What's going on bitches!?" before looking up at the screen. "PFT-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He was now rolling on the ground, holding his stomach and laughing like the fucking lovable maniac he is. Yuya and Yuto came in next to see what was so funny (and also why Jaden was hitting his head on the wall and screaming) and before anyone could react, Yuto covered Yuya's eyes.

"Yuto? What are you doing?" Yuya asked.

"I-it's for your own good." He then dragged Yuya out.

"Really? I am pretty sure it was dirty."

Yugi had promised to never search up Puzzleshipping ever again.

Well, that promise was ruined when Vector had an idea to search up Negativeshipping.

If you don't know what that is, it's Vector x Yuma.

Yuma kicked him out of the house.

Literally.

"FUCK YOU!" Yuma screamed.

"Will do!" Vector said, cheerfully.

"Just get out already!" Yuma finally lost it and kicked Vector out.

"... Well, I could drag him down the ship."

Back in the house, everyone (AKA all the protagonists and the counterparts of Yuya) had looked at each other.

"We are never, ever, going to search up shipping ever again." Yugi said. "Or else I will find pictures to send to Vector."

Ever since that day, no one has done it since.

"Hey, now that I think about it, why did we even let Vector in in the first place?" Yuma asked, holding his chin.

Everyone else just felt stupid.