Theme One - Introduction
ARA: Hi!~ *waves frantically* I'm Ara, and I finally decided to give in to the 100 Themes Challenge. They will all be short poems, drabbles, stories- or, in this case, scripts. The important thing is that they'll all be short. Oh, yeah, and KuroFai. Yep, every single one ^^
KUROGANE: Oh, great...
FAI: Oh, come on, Kuro-pon! It'll be fun!
KUROGANE: Fun? In the last fanfic, she made me-
FAI: Shh! That's supposed to be a secret, Kuro-wanpa! She hasn't posted it yet!
KUROGANE: But you tied me to the-
ARA: Hey! Take your boyfriend's advice and shut up! Anyways, where was I? Oh, right. Introductions. Well, I'm Ara.
KUROGANE: You already said that.
ARA: SHUT UP AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF! *hits on head with wrench*
KUROGANE: OW! I'm Kurogane, geez.
FAI: I'm Fai!
MOKONA: AND MOKONA IS MOKONA!
KUROGANE: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM, PUFF BALL?
MOKONA: Wah! Kuro-tan is scary when he's mad! *flees to Ara*
KUROGANE: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
FAI: Now, now, Kuro-daddy, I think you need to calm down... Mokona didn't do anything wrong.
KUROGANE: Hmph.
ARA: *sneaks away with Mokona and watches from behind a trashcan*
FAI: You know, Kuro-sena, since the theme here is 'introductions', maybe we should 'introduce' our relationship so Ara's readers know what to expect.
KUROGANE: ... what?
FAI: Like this! *kisses Kurogane*
KUROGANE: Mmph! Geez, how do you even do that with your tongue? ... Hey, what are you- Fai, let go! Hey, idiot! Stop! Wait! GET BACK HERE WITH MY BELT, MAGE!
*Fai runs away laughing and the whole scene dissolves into smexy smut with Ara giggling in the background*
~FIN~
(of chapter one out of one hundred x_x)