Skit:
a/n: Hey party people! I had a computer malfunction, and it deleted the last chapter. I decided to just do a little disclaimer skit, which will suffice for the whole story. Review if you think that this is funny. Also, this is a disclaimer, I don't own Divergent.
Me: Uriah, would you rather go a whole week without cake or do the disclaimer?
Uriah, Do the disclaimer, duh.
Me, Uriah, Candor or Dauntless?
Uriah: Dauntless. Duh dumbass!
Me: Do the disclaimer for me.
Uriah: Okay. Never have I ever owned Divergent.
Veronica Roth: *puts down finger*.
Everyone else: *Still has all fingers remaining*.
Zeke: Come on bro! Cheap one!
Uriah: *punches Zeke in the shoulder and tells him to shut the fuck up*.
Veronica Roth: *eye roll*.
Everyone excluding me and Veronica: *eye roll and laugh*.
Me: *laughs really hard at the look on Zeke's face*.
Zeke and Uriah: What? *look really confused for a minute, then shrug, and go about their day as if that didn't even happen.*
Me: You guys are really weird.
Uriah: Blame Veronica!
Me: I try not to assign blame to anyone but the party guilty.
Zeke: Huh? *looks really confused*.
Tris: It means it's not Veronica's fault that you're so weird, it's you're fault.
Veronica Roth: Thanks Emmabeth, and Tris, for translating.
Uriah: I knew what it meant, Zeke is just stupid!
Zeke: *punches Uriah*.
*ressling match breaks out*
Me and Veronica: *meet eyes, and eye roll, plus try not to laugh at the comic attempt at a ressling match unfolding before us*.
Everyone else: *can't hold in laughter*.
a/n: So, I hope you liked it. I, personally, thought it was pretty funny. Review if you thought so. A real chapter will be out soon, promises! See ya!
Emmabeth.