Day 1
Dear Diary,
Wait, that sounds stupid. And childish. I am Sauron, Evil Lord of Darkness, Ruler of All and Subject to None, and I do not need to begin my journal entries with a cliché! Right, starting over. Ahem.
Memo to self-
That's not much better, is it. Let's try…
Hello, my name is Sauron.
No, that doesn't work either. Maybe…
Sauron's Journal. Do Not Read.
Well, that gets the point across, but who's going really going to be reading my journal if they don't already know who's it is? Yeah. And it's not like I'm going to leave this lying around where someone might mistake it for their own. So how about…
Got it! Oh, this is so evil. I love it! Okay, completely starting over…