CrAzY/mAd

Disclaimer: I'm just putting my twisted imagination to use here. And no, I still don't own anything. Not in this lifetime, not ever.

Rating: G

Synopsis: Instead of OC's going to Japan as foreign exchange students, why don't the SD guys come instead? Chaos follow when they head to sunny Malaysia…

Pairings: No Yaoi/Lemon content. Pairings shall remain a mystery till later chapters.

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A/n: Why oh why am I starting on another fic? Don't I have enough to do as it is? Specially dedicated to Mystical, Laine, Mel, and every SD freak who reviews.

Chapter 0ne: Please, Please, Please?!?

Artemis Li POV

"I need your help," Melanie blurted out as she rushed towards our table during recess. "It's really, really important." I eyed her warily. she was carrying a stack of floppy yellow folders in one hand and a stack of papers in the other. Half of her shirt was out from her skirt, and strands of hair were sticking out from her usually neat ponytail. Under my gaze, Melanie blushed. "Alright, I don't really need your help. It's just that Josh—"

"No." Josh was Melanie's lame ass boyfriend who I can't stand the living guts out of. He's short, has a flat face and squinty eyes. He also has this irritatingly spiky hair that he painstakingly gels up. Josh thinks of himself as somewhat a 'ladies man' and takes the opportunity to hit on any semi-good looking girl within 20 meters of him.

"Really, all you have to do is—"

"No."

"Come on now, please—"

"No."

"Won't you just listen to me?" she shouted out. heads in the cafeteria swiveled around and looked at us. Davidson John High was that type of school where the students are interested in the slightest bit of disturbances. "Just give me a moment to explain." Rather breathlessly, she gave us each a folder each. "this just came by e-mail last night."

I opened the folder she gave me. the first thing that caught my eye was the grainy black and white photo of a student in glasses. This was followed by the particulars. I looked up at Melanie who grimaced.

"Yeah, I know the pictures look awful. We printed them out this morning in the library, and well, you know how the school printer is."

"What's this all about?"

"Okay," she took a deep breath. "You know that our Interact Club has just established a foreign exchange student program with the Interact Club of Kanagawa right? Well, anyway, this program is open for Japanese students between 17 to 21. These are the first batch of students who will be coming down to Malaysia." She paused here to give us a big grin. "Isn't that cool?"

"Um, yeah, really interesting. What has that got to do with us?" Elaine asked.

"A group of 27 students from Kanagawa will be visiting our school say, like the middle of next month. We've found host families for everyone except for these four students," this was said rather sheepishly.

"Let me guess, darling Josh asked you to help him find nice little host families for these students right?" Josh was the President of our Interact Club, how he wound up as president of the Interact Club remained a mystery. I suspected it was something to do with the fact he's filthy rich.

She blushed dramatically. "I volunteered to help him."

Amanda rolled her eyes. "Honestly, Melanie, I can't believe—"

"Please?"

"But haven't you noticed that they're all boys? Why can't you find us some decent looking girls our age to play host family to?" Elaine asked.

"Because, they've all been taken?" Melanie said, thoroughly frustrated now. "Come on, please I really need your help guys! All you have to do is ask your parents to sign here," she pointed to a thin line at the bottom of the page. "It's really easy. All you have to do is to show these students around KL for about 2 months. That's all."

"Two months?" we asked incredulously. "We have to have these nerds tagging along with us for two months?"

"It's just two months. Look, even I'm taking one okay?" she opened her folder and showed us another grainy picture of a monkey like person, sticking his tongue out at the camera. I couldn't help giggling. Melanie scowled. "Yeah, real funny," she said. "So can you get your parents to sign the forms and hand them in by next week? Just tell them all the details of this whole foreign exchange student thing is in the file."

"What makes you think we're going to do it?"

"Did I mention if you play host families to them now, you'll get the chance to go to Japan as a foreign exchange student at the end of the year after your exams? Not only that, you'll get extra credit and a certificate of participation."

Melanie Yen POV

Please, to whatever greater power out there, let them agree. I told Josh that I would be able to get Arty, Amanda, and Elaine to play host families. It isn't fair though. How come I'm hosting this ape and Josh gets to host that cute Japanese girl? Life isn't fair, I tell you.

My mind flashed back to this morning in the library.

#Flashback#

"Come on Mel, I need another four people. Hey, why don't you and those friends of yours play host family?" Josh was smiling broadly, as if he had just discovered penicillin.

"I'm not sure," I said, after looking at the student details. "I mean, why don't you get another fourth former to do it?"

"Aww, come on. No one wants to host these students. Come on. Please Mel?"

"I'm not sure if they'd agree—" Josh cut me off by….

[Arty: *holds up a 'censored' sign* since this is a G rated fic, let's not go into details 'kay? ^_^]

"So will you…"

"Yeah sure. No problem." My head was spinning a little, and I felt as if I was floating on air.

"Great, I knew you'd do it?" he handed me the folders and patted my head. "You're a good person, Mel, that's why l like you."

"You like me. Aren't you supposed to be madly in love with me or something?" I wondered as he left the library.

#End of Flashback#

Please let them say yes. Please let them say yes. Please let them say yes. Please…

"Argh, stop looking at me like that, Melanie!"

"Please?"

review! Or else….(just kidding)

okay, let's go on to chapter 2!!